Cum dolphin

Someone who is annoying or acting autistic.

Jake is being a cum dolphin

by Verysoggywaffle April 11, 2021

man the dolphin

1. The simple act of masturbation

2. Masturbation performed underwater or where there may be large amounts of water, ex: an aquarium

"Sorry dude, I can't play ball right now. I have a serious urge to man the dolphin."

"Greg, look! Skeeter's manning the dolphin!"

by MunkySantaKlaus September 14, 2009

steaming dolphin

a curved piece of steaming poop that resembles the shape of a dolphin

I took a picture of that steaming dolphin before flushing

by hold_mah_dick October 14, 2012

sustainable dolphin

when you constantly have oral sex.

wow, me and mike, were having a sustainable dolphin!

by cowandmoo October 18, 2011

dolphin mode

when you shave (e.g. legs) and it is as smooth as dolphins

dolphin mode activate

by wurtis April 19, 2014

Raw dolphin

When you have sex with someone that you know is "unclean" and contagious but you decide not to use a condom anyways .

She had obvious barnacles but i raw dolphined her anyways

by Stevenson library September 18, 2017

Pond Dolphin

endangered. that’s it. that’s all.

The pond dolphins! They’re endangered!

by lonely Christian June 5, 2019