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Noah

Noah is the kind of person you look for in a room full of people, he is funny and his sarcasm has the power to destroy you or lift you up. He is amazing in everyway! He is a genius and so talented even though he may not actually see it! His eyes melt every girls heart and his friendship is something to be cherished. When you meet Noah keep him forever, he is sensitive and sweet beyond comparison. Sometimes he doesn't have a filter and that's okay you just need to understand he isnt trying to be rude! He is capable of so much and just needs to be reminded of that!
Noah is the life of the party!

Noah always has a bottle haha
by Clevertrix December 12, 2019
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Noah

He's a furry, gets purple hair, but ends up having it fading to blue.. making it look like a new flavor from Taco Bell freeze.. maybe only get it when you're drunk
You only want a Noah when he isnt depressed and wants to be on headset at McDonald's. Give him a rub on the tumm and he'll be happy.
Person 1: dang, is this dude a furry?

Person 2: yeah! Noah just wants to be happy and get away from all of the basic visco girls!

Person 1: wow, what a guy.
by MrGenjo September 17, 2019
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Noah

A Noah can be the biggest fuckwit you will ever meet, some Noah’s are cocky and fucking irrelevant
“That kids a real Noah aye” yeah he is a fuckwit
by Sarhrgsardhddsx April 4, 2020
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Noah

Can be mean sometimes but funny too but not good with girls
by anonymous May 11, 2021
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Noah

noah is the most amazing person ever. This boy will make you forget about anything else that has ever happened. he makes the rest of the world quiet and if for some reason it wont he will make it all shut up, so you can be at utter peace. this boy will change the world for you and he is the sweetest, most loving boy on earth. you can never stay mad at him because he is your whole entire world. he protects you from others and always asks you if you are okay because thats what he cares about the most. I hope he sees this one day, so he knows how much i love him because he means the absolute world to me and words can't describe how much of an impact he has made on my life and now he is my life and forever will be❤️
i love noah glew
today
tomorrow
forever <3
by beckyjessmonto August 22, 2023
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Noah

Noah is a charming yet seductive young man. He is very a confident person but will make a fool out of himself to protect those he is close to. His favorite color is yellow, which perfectly conveys his outgoing and sweet personality. If prompted, he will wear a wedding dress and marry multiple people at the same time in order to keep his relationships alive. He is good at baseball, basketball and bowling but will still lose no matter how hard he tries. His passions include music, deep throating chickens and being carried in Fortnite. Overall, Noah is one of the kindest and most handsome people you will ever meet and if you find one, don’t let him go. But don’t let him grow out his hair too long or it’ll end up looking like the floor of a hair salon.
Someone: Is that guy losing at basketball?

Someone else: Yeah, he’s a Noah.
Someone: Oh, yeah.
by WhatTheHellNoah December 25, 2021
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Noah

He is the weirdest person you will meet in middle school. Yet EVERYONE(yes even the boys-) has a DAMNED CRUSH ON HIM!!! He's hispanic, curly haired, wears the "fAnCy" glasses. He is also the guy that's like-"Oh, I'm not looking for a relationship right now..." GOOD JOB!
Simp1- hey Noah..
Noah-what?
Simp1-I kind of li-
Simp2-Bitch Move
Army of Simps- PAVE THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
by Melly Jelly March 9, 2023
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