Pole Beans

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.

I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

pole whacking

First coined in the award-winning educational documentary "G.N.A.R.", pole whacking is the act of testing the shredability of snow with ski poles. Usually the action is performed at the top of a sick line.

"I'm so ready to whack my pole on that fat white powder at Squaw this season ."

"All the dudes at snow club love getting together for some hot pole whacking action every January."

by ErinSlayor May 2, 2018

hoetem pole

The ranking of your hoes. Similar to a totem pole. The best hoes are at the top. Sometimes your hoetem pole tells a story. Sometimes it's just for show.

Celeste is at the bottom of my hoetem pole; she won't be getting a Christmas present from me.

by Boomer3we May 27, 2016

Pole nugget

The opposition of mole nugget and a dancer at a club

Bro that club had pole nugget

by Minh Gune fan 99 January 19, 2020

Piss pole

Urinating shrunken penis just having come from the swimming pool

I’m not putting that piss pole In my mouth! Ya gotta clean it first.

by Littlelester July 31, 2020

Dick Pole

Former pitcher in Major League Baseball, winning 25 games in the big leagues. Later on he held the position of pitching coach with several organizations, most recently the Cincinnati Reds.

A: Hahahaha you're such a douche I bet your favorite athlete is Dick Pole!

B: YOU'RE a douche! You like Justin Bieber!

by bobbuttons September 3, 2012

Juice Pole

Appalachian word for electric pole.

I ran into the juice pole with my truck.

by BJfromtn February 22, 2011