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Computer virus

A common type of malicious software (malware) that, when executed, replicates itself by inserting copies (possibly modified) into other computer programs, data files or the hard drive's boot sector; if this replication succeeds, the affected areas by it are often said to be "infected". Viruses often perform some types of harmful activities on infected hosts, such as stealing hard drive's space or the CPU time, accessing private/sensitive information, displaying political or humorous messages on the user's screen, spamming their contacts, or logging user's keystrokes. However, not all viruses carry destructive payloads or attempts to hide.

A good majority of them target computers running Windows.

Computer viruses currently cause billions of dollars worth of economic damage. In response, when it was during the 90's decade, it led to the emergence of the billion-dollar antivirus industry, selling anti-malware protection to users.
The Melissa macro virus is the most famous computer virus that appeared on spring of 1999. Other well-known viruses also appeared as well.
by Ryan900USAYT August 29, 2022
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Pussy virus

When a male doesn't receive or get pussy often and gets a virus called pussy virus that puts them in a depression that can be deadly in no more than a couple months
by Booteyim August 20, 2017
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Simp Virus

A person who simps for too many people to count. Whether it be anime characters, real people, etc.

Simptoms: Blushing 24/7, constantly talking about different people as if they are in love with said person, heart rate through the roof, shaky hands.
Person1: So... I simp for bakugo now too..
Person2: WTF?? HOW MANY IS THAT NOW??? YOU MUST HAVE THE SIMP VIRUS...!
by BisexualStrawberry;) April 12, 2021
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Twitter Virus

The Twitter Virus is a mental illness that only progresses when you are on Twitter.

Stage 1: Infection

Stage 1 begins with no noticeable effects, both from the inside and outside. However, the virus has begun it's journey up to the brain.

Stage 2: The Process Begins
The victim will feel an interest towards animals, maybe even participate in a few furry-related communities. Being on Twitter, of course, will mean you are subject to far more LGBT levels in a day than a normal person on Earth in a year. However, as time goes by, it will get worse.

Stage 3: The End
Stage 2 lasts a very long time, and Stage 3 may only come 1-4 years after Stage 2 begins. At the beginning of Stage 3, the virus has full control of your brain, and out of nowhere, you suddenly become a furry and join the LGBTQ community with some vague xenogender that nobody knew existed.

Once Stage 3 begins, there is no turning back. Sure, you can still quit from Twitter at any time, but it will be far more difficult, and the LGBTQ furry won't leave from inside you. Your humanity is gone forever. There are many who are immune, but a good chunk of the human population (estimated 60%) are in danger of catching it. In fact, most furries and LGBTQ members are victims of the Twitter Virus. This is why we do what must be done; we must do God's work while he weeps about how his creations went oh, so wrong.
Twitter Virus is a virus that corrupts everyone it can reach, or try to. And it will try.

Alex: I'm going to go on Twitter.
Jack: You sure that's a good idea?
2 years later
Jaybird: UWU~
Jack: I'm sorry it had to end this way, Alex. If you still, even remember that name..
by Technological Night March 27, 2022
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Thot Virus

The sickness you acquire from being around thots. It makes you a thot.
Me: I'm feeling a little thot-ish right now.
Jim: Well it's because you hang around Paulo. He is a true thot. You might have the Thot Virus now!
Me: Oh no!!! I don't want to be a thot like him!
by the crack down October 29, 2014
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Zika Virus

From the people who brought you the hits Ebola and A.I.D.S, this virus can grossly deform children still in the womb if their mother should contract it, rushed straight from the continent to you!. Thanks Africa for your latest contribution to the world.
Did you hear Tracey just found out she has contracted the Zika virus? I hope she doesn't have to terminate her pregnancy.
by Frankencastle September 19, 2016
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Classy Virus

A virus that plays classical music while it fucks you in the ass.
Nate: My computer just randomly started playing music.
Mike: It a classy virus, that plays classical music...
Chris: While it fucks you in the ass.
by UmmNo April 14, 2010
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