FLIRT - Forget Love I'd Rather Tease

FLIRT

FORGET
LOVE
I'D
RATHER
TEASE

After Ria was cought listening Rolltown by a guy who stole her breath, she broke his heart by showing her 'FLIRT - Forget Love I'd Rather Tease' Identification card...

by Rhoda C. December 9, 2008

Last Guy I'd Ever Go Gay for

A way to suggest another man is particularly unattractive.

Fugly

Soon after sighting the sheer size of Jacob's schnoz, Spencer swiftly shouts, "He's the last guy I'd ever go gay for!"

by Rebellious Yoshi January 31, 2021

I'd eat the corn out of her shit

A term used when describing the hotness of a female or to describe an extreme need for food.

1.Brian said he though that chick was so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
2.Waumans said that he was so hungry that he'd eat the corn out of her shit.

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"

OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"

by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006

Out of 10, i'd give her one

Used when you happen upon a particularly beautiful woman, and then skillfully using the 1-10 scale as a rating - you twist it into a different type of ending - with the meaning that you would like to fuck this woman.

Me - 'Oooh, u see that?'
U - 'Uh huh, thats real nice!'
Me - 'Rating?'
U - ' Out of 10? ... I'd give her ONE!!'

by Hoki June 17, 2004

I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate

I really don't think I'd like to do that.

Would you like to watch dancing with the stars? "I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate"

by Quackers12345 December 12, 2010

i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

something that is said in response to an idea that is utterly despicable, stupid, boring, retarded, or gross.

Tim: hey fred, would you be interested in coming to my barmitzvah on saturday at 3:00 PM?

fred: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

jack hoff: BRO ISN'T MY GF FINE?

moe lester: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

by truthness October 7, 2008