eyes dicked

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.

Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!

by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016

orgy eyes

When someone is looking at you with the same wanton perverse desire as a loner at an orgy...skulking around...watching.

My priest always looks at me with orgy eyes....its totally creeping me out cause we are both guys!!

I caught the manager of my grocery store staring at me over the banana display with seething orgy eyes

by Lunicus October 16, 2013

homo-eye

a piercing but uncomfortable stare directly into the eyes usually accompanied by a slightly perked eyebrow (usually done by homosexuals)

Yo Mike, um that dude just totally homo-eyed you..

by The Jesster December 29, 2007

Eye Hawk

A person next to you who is eye fucking your phone, trying to read your texts.

Nephew was being an eye hawk all night. I think he knew I was texting his bitch.

by droe1021 May 20, 2019

man eyes

When you don't really take the time to look; you do a quick scan and decide it's not there.

It's right in front of you! Take your man eyes off!

by 310Nicole November 17, 2016

The Other Eye

The artist's eternal struggle:

When drawing a person's face, when you get to eyes, and you've drawn one perfectly, but you completely ruined the other.

Hey man, nice drawing.

No, it's awful and I hate it!

Whoa chill man. Why do you hate it?

I screwed up on the other eye!

What.

by Karashou June 14, 2016

Douche Eye

A non-verbal cue given to express disappointment, disapproval, dislike, or general disdain. aka a dirty look.

The guy just stood there on his porch with his arms crossed and gave me the douche eye.

My wife didn't have to say anything when I said I wanted to go out with the guys. I knew the answer when she gave me the Douche Eye.

by bktscrambler October 6, 2009