nardvark

A mating call between people who have been awake for days upon days used to signify it is time for the sucketh of dick.

Male "Naaaaardvarrk!"... Female "Nardvark."

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

nard

When a guy gets a little hard but not really.

hey my boyfriehd just got a Nard on, but it lasted only a few seconds

by Emilbightybobian December 28, 2005

nardawg

its just nardawg, nothing compares. when it happens, you'll know... nardwag.

jeremy is just nardawg.

by Nicholas woodward September 30, 2006

nard

short for nardeen. a sexy sexy girl with a ROCKIN body, a sweet ass and a gorgeous face

If nard gave me a chance I'd rock her world (not to mention the bed)

by admirer September 1, 2004

Nard Dog

The hottest boy alive. Every girl wants him, every girl gets him. He is very very very fat

Nard Dog is so hot! Hopefully he doesn't sit on me.

by CrankyCrank November 4, 2015

Nardy

Owns unk.

Nardy just owned unk.

by Not Nardy April 6, 2003

NARD

No Apparent Reason Boner

My boyfriend was talking to his mom on the phone and suddenly got a NARD.

I was like, "dude, really?"

by StickyBunz December 11, 2011