ninja

take chuck norris joke and replace chuck norris with ninja

Chuck norris can divide by 0
=
Ninjas can divide by 0

by ninja dood January 7, 2009

ninja

First name.
Based on the spanish / portugese "niña", meaning "girl", "maid" or "little one".
Rarely found all over Europe.

Me: My name is Ninja.
He Your´re kidding, don´t ya?

by NinjaA July 31, 2008

ninja

Any badass lifeform that most often assassinates political figures, moguls, barons, lords, etc...

Damn did you see Turbine take down Steve Irwin...Sting rays my ass..it was all that ninja...spider.

by DJ Kag August 3, 2008

Ninja

Someone who has ninja like skills/powers and who is very witty and very good at bamboozeling a person. They also get a lot of gash and fear nothing and no one.

Alex Warner is such a ninja.

Alex Warner is a ninja.
Alex Warner is such a ninja and should definatley DO ONE.

by Sophie Elderton September 3, 2009

ninja

g-rated verion of "nigga"

what up my ninja!
whats good my ninja!

by Gregory cit May 13, 2005

Ninja

Badass, destructive... basically everything in the world that makes you glad you have a dick.

Guns are Ninja. Sex is Ninja. Killing terrorists is Ninja. Killing in general is Ninja. Bombs are Ninja. Beating someone is Ninja. Stealing massive quantities of money is Ninja. Eating meat is Ninja.

by Youou March 1, 2008

Ninja

A way to refer to a black person as a n*gger without them knowing of being offensive.

"Way to go ninja lips on that smoke!"

"My ninja room mate left pubes all over the toilet seat."

by LouieKay March 12, 2009