lying bds nigel

lying nigel even lies when asked the fucking time

lying bds nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 26, 2025

Nigel Farage

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Makeshift Nigel Farage man

by KoolKid6996 March 22, 2022

nigel sim disorder

a personality type consisting of the following traits
1. Thinks having long hair and tying it up makes him cool
2. Thinks being stupid and useless and lazy at studies is a personality
3. Loud and attention-seeking, sense of humor of a 12 year old
4. Perms his hair thinking it makes him cooler
5. Puts his entire life story in his instagram bio (schools, full name according to passport, one direction quote with rose emoji)

Wow did you guys see Ethan Wong got a perm the other day?
Yes, I think he has nigel sim disorder.

by bottleneckgf November 9, 2021

shitty Nigel

Nigel shits the bed and blames his sister Nigella

shitty Nigel blames Nigella

by mrs tosser September 2, 2025

Nigel Shahbaz

A really cool guy that is a magnet to the ladies. He is also 6'5 and a jacked alpha.

Wow that guy gets all the girls, he must be a "Nigel Shahbaz!"

by Alphaboy123 June 14, 2023

Pulled a Nigel

So you are hanging out with friends watching a movie. One friend, Nigel, says, "I have to go home, see you later."
Everyone says bye while still watching the movie.
20 minutes later you hear the toilet flush and everyone looks around trying to figure out who flushed the toilet.
Nigel was back into the room and says goodbye again.

So Pulling a Nigel is telling everyone you are leaving and then sedesecrating the toilet without telling anyone on your way out.
Bonus points if you literally live across the street.

We were all surprised when Dave Pulled a Nigel and stamp up the bathroom before leaving

by StgTax May 27, 2024

lying nigel

Nickname for reform party leader Nigel Farage

Look it’s lying nigel again thinking he’s going to win an election

by Hellminion September 20, 2025