Nickel Rock

(Genre) Music claiming to be rock that is similar in sound to the poser band Nickelback.

Some examples: Nickelback, Creed, Theory of a Deadman, Hinder, Chris Daughtry, Shinedown.

Person 1: "OMG! Theory of a Deadman is the best band everrrrr!"

Person 2: Fail.. that's Nickel Rock..

by cwsmith April 10, 2010

Hot bag of nickels

to describe a ugly person either male of female.

"Mary looks like she got hit with a hot bag of nickels"

by sniperv1 February 12, 2007

nickel-store whore

(1) A prostitute so cheap she would not even warrant a dime for her services. (2) An individual who is such an unbelievable slut that calling her a dime-store whore is both an insult to the value of dimes and to whores.

As Kelly provided fellatio to the stranger she had just met in the parking lot of a McDonalds, she demonstrated her prowess as a nickel-store whore.

by yeahitsthatguy88 March 22, 2010

kick it a nickel

to hang out with, or chill with a good friend for 5 minutes or so

Dallas: Hey man whats goin on?
Rik: Not much, just sitting at home doing nothing.

Dallas: Well do you wanna kick it a nickel?
Rik: Sure, i'll be over there soon

by Dallas Cooper January 21, 2009

Two Headed Nickel

A homosexual who also has kids. Usually referring to a male. Works in tandem with the phrase “three dollar bill”.

He is not just a three dollar bill, because he has kids, he’s a two headed nickel.

by Zo Spinelli February 24, 2021

Nickel City Knobber

The act of smothering your penis in Frank’s Red Hot and blue cheese before receiving a blow job. Can be turned into a deluxe version with the addition of a celery stick placed up ones’ ass.

Very popular in Western New York.

That whore charged me an extra $10 for a nickel city knobber…it was worth and she liked the celery afterwards!

by Iben Wakenoff August 19, 2016

tech-nickel genius

n. derogatory term for someone who has very cheap or outdated audiovisual or computer equipment.

There's no danger of watching 3-D movies at my house! My husband, the tech-nickel genius, soldered a new vacuum tube into the betamax.

Some tech-nickel genius from IT installed my firewall backwards so the only e-mail I get is spam and porn.

by gnostic1 September 18, 2010