Nintendo

A shit game company that no one likes

"Thats such a bad game what are you playing?"

"Oh its just my nintendo"

by Sexy irish cunt October 14, 2019

Nintendo Revolution

Nintendo's next-gen console, in competition with the Xbox 360 and PS3.

There was a lot of hype around the unveiling Nintendo Revolution's controller, but all fans had to do was go into their living room and pull out the TV remote.

by cynical1 October 1, 2005

Nintendo RS

Nintendo RS is going to be the most likely name for Nintendo's codename: Revolution. Nintendo RS stands for either Revolutionary screen, Or Revolutionary System. The Revolution is the only TRUE next gen game console. Sony and Microsoft think that just because they make the graphics better and the processor more powerful that means its better, But its not. Tech specs aren't important, Neither is HDTV. Nintendo focuses on gaming first, And Graphics second. There are two reasons why I said the Revolution will be the only true next gen game console. One is that it will be able to play games all the way back to its first game console. That includes NES, SNES, N64, Gamecube, And its own array of new games, This redefines bacwards compatability. The second revolutionary part of the Revolution, Is the controller. Its not a standard controller, You can control it by using the buttons, And by moving the actual controller itself in a 3D enviornment. This means that there are more possibilities for games than the Xbox, Xbox 360, PSX, PS2, And PS3 put together. The possibilities are endless. The Revolution will also come in at least 5 different colors and will be about the size of 3 DVD cases stacked flat on top of eachother. One of the best things about the Revolution is the free online play using WI-FI, This definitely beats the PS3's ability to use 7 controllers simultaniously. The Revolution is supposed to be priced between $99-299, Although Nintendo said it would be affortable, And below $300.00. Plus Nintendo makes the best games, Usually Sony and Microsoft only make boring sports and racing games, Plus the Xbox 360 and PS3 are too expensive. Just for fun, Go to www.ps3grill.com

Nick: Hey I got a PS3 for $854.00
Justin: I got a Nintendo RS for under $300.00
Nick: Yeah well, I got the next Grand Turismo game and I can play it with 6 other controllers
Justin: I got Super Smash Bros. Revolution and I can play tons of people online around the world for free
Nick: ..... I know you are but what am I

by RamuneMatt February 5, 2006

nintendo breath

Your world view is pixilated, and your digital self has materialised

That guy has some serious "nintendo breath"

by Butterfinger Boy December 17, 2017

Nintendo Land

One of the best games ever created, containing games such as pikimin and legend of zelda. Played on the Wii U

Jim: Broooo i just got every trophy in nintendo land
any sane person: Jim, this is why you don’t have a girlfriend

by Eeeeert October 24, 2020

Nintendo 64 it

1. To blow into a slot in order to clean the dust out in order to make the slot workable.

2. To blow anything
Nintendo 64ed; Nintendo 64ing

1. "Hey man, my memory card slot won't work in my computer." "Try to Nintendo 64 it."

2. While she Nintendo 64ed him in the shower he washed and conditioned her hair.

by TacoThis January 4, 2014

The Nintendo Rule

The rule that requires one to blow into the ports of all electronic devices before connecting them. This rule derives from the popular and identical act performed while inserting an original Nintendo cartridge into its system, which would usually not read the cartridge if the rule was not properly followed.

A: The controller isn't working again
B: Did you follow the Nintendo Rule
A: No dude that rule's old and outdated
B: No it's not. Let me see it
*B applies Nintendo Rule*
*Controller works flawlessly*
B: See I told you The Nintendo Rule works

Nintendo

by RustySnicklefritz December 19, 2013