Manor Newtech

Often populated by nosy people, newtech is the school where you cannot hide your business. Stress may overwhelm you by the first year, but don’t you worry, there is a lot more anxiety to come. A true unnecessary experience to have as a troubled teen.

I wanna go to Manor newtech because it’s for smart people

by cytokinesis June 15, 2018

Lake Newfield

A large puddle that, according to legend, forms in front of Newfield High School in Middle Country Central School District after a downpour. Unfortunately, distressed student tears do not count as downpours. (If they did, we'd have a lot more space to swim.)

"Do you want to go swimming?"
"Sure, let's go to Lake Newfield."

by Peggisms November 19, 2018

Cock newbie

A man who has never sent a picture of his cock online.

Hey sexy send me a dick pic!
I can’t hun I am a cock newbie and am small.

by Rennystar February 20, 2019

Theater Newbie

Sort of like a new player, a theater newbie is a theater kid who is new, they often don't know a lot about theater, and think that they are better than everyone else. They often are convinced that they will get the lead roll, but are often in the Ensemble or not in the show at all. They also tend to TOUCH PROPS THAT AREN'T THIER'S

Have You Heard Of Josh?
Yeah, he's such a theater newbie, he hasn't stopped saying that he will get the lead!

by ChefsButtler April 6, 2020

Surf Newfie

An Australian fisherman that shares many common cultural traits of Canadian Newfoundlanders

“Lord t’underin’ by’s, dat Surf Newfie can drink me mudder under the table

by Bill Clinton’s Cigar April 7, 2021

the newbie blues

when someone is newly diagnosed with depression/is just developing depression
can also be used to refer to when someone is new to a job and it is causing a lot of anxiety/depression/sadness etc.

"Oh, do you have a case of the newbie blues?"

by we make useful shit up November 2, 2023