New Year

The time of year you explode a fk ton of gundpowder in the air to celebrate 1 year closer to your death.

Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.

*On New Year* “I’m going to start working out!”

*1 week later* “I’m giving up”

by RubberPanda January 1, 2019

new year eve

Ur mam

Ur mum smells like new year eve

by Damn life December 31, 2017

New Year's Coom

When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.

A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.

by notcommiesquirrel December 31, 2020

New Year’s Blaster

When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan

Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single

by Senutobi December 31, 2020

New years

You have permission now to light a illigal fire work ! But dont strap 10 packs togheter since it will turn into a fucking grenade. You also can get wasted .

Person 1: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Person 1: LETS GET WASTED BITCHES!
Everyone:HELL YEAH!
Person 2: Wait before we get drunk, LETS LIGHT SOME FUCKING GRENADES
everyone: HELL YEAH

by Ea sports sucks January 1, 2022

New Year's Hopscotch

The footwork needed when walking home on New Year's Eve/early New Year's day to avoid the pools of vomit that have collected from over partying.

Brock: "Shit dude, look at all that vomit on the floor! Fuckin New Year's revellers, how we gona get past it??"

Butch: "Time for the New Year's Hopscotch dawg!"

by Black7Ninja January 2, 2012

New Year’s Blaster

When someone’s lil guy has an explosion downstairs on 12:00 1st Jan

James: i just did a new year’s blaster
Jaergus: this is why you’re single

by Senutobi December 31, 2020