A girl who likes cabbage and old people. If asked to choose between the two she will respond, "Give me both cabbage and old people, or give me death".
Wow, look at Neens admiring that old person eating cabbage.
Wow, look at Neens admiring that old person eating cabbage.
Wow, look at Neens admiring that old person eating cabbage.
Whatta Neens.
There once was a Neens in Senegal.
Whatta Neens.
There once was a Neens in Senegal.
by lettuceisanono September 25, 2011
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The dog needs outside.
I need a pop.
Yunz don't need all them gumbans do yunz?
The dog needs outside.
I need a pop.
Yunz don't need all them gumbans do yunz?
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Every once in a while a neck comes along which is worthy of a necksecution whereupon it is categorized. The aesthetics of the neck are of paramount concern and there exist many components of the neck that are evaluated: thickness of neck, jugular region, adams apple region, the nape of the neck, the neckular aroma, and the accessories of the neck. Upon evaluating these components a neck will be qualified as a good neck or a bad neck.
The neck that is deemed a ten or above on a scale of one to ten by the necksecution committee is deemed a good neck.
The necksecuction commitee is identified with a secret hand shake addressing as to when necksecution will occur.
So go forth and neck young child.
The neck that is deemed a ten or above on a scale of one to ten by the necksecution committee is deemed a good neck.
The necksecuction commitee is identified with a secret hand shake addressing as to when necksecution will occur.
So go forth and neck young child.
Operation necksecution is totally going down tonight. Gonna get some great neck.
What's good with ya neck girl?
What's good with ya neck girl?
by Guerbear November 7, 2010
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A foolproof group buddy system in which one pairs oneself with a reliable “buddy” during wild adventures or escapades.
Purpose
The purpose of the system is to ensure safe return of all people in a group by grouping each one with a designated “buddy.” Each buddy in a pair is responsible for their respective buddy’s safe return to their friendly abode.
Outcome
As long as both buddies buy into the purpose of EBNB System, the system works to perfection and the persons return safely in one piece from their wild night out. However, when buddies begin to neglect their responsibilities, the results can become chaotic and could lead to a buddy sleeping in a hotel room that is still under construction.
WARNINGS:
1. The EBNB system is only guaranteed to work for groups that have an even-number of persons. For some reason, the EBNB system is overwhelmed and fails when trying to accommodate an odd number of persons in a group. Our most logical guess is that assigning multiple buddies to a single person becomes infinitely more difficult than having a single buddy to watch over.
2. For whatever reason, the EBNB system never works when your buddy’s name is “Cookie Monster.”
A foolproof group buddy system in which one pairs oneself with a reliable “buddy” during wild adventures or escapades.
Purpose
The purpose of the system is to ensure safe return of all people in a group by grouping each one with a designated “buddy.” Each buddy in a pair is responsible for their respective buddy’s safe return to their friendly abode.
Outcome
As long as both buddies buy into the purpose of EBNB System, the system works to perfection and the persons return safely in one piece from their wild night out. However, when buddies begin to neglect their responsibilities, the results can become chaotic and could lead to a buddy sleeping in a hotel room that is still under construction.
WARNINGS:
1. The EBNB system is only guaranteed to work for groups that have an even-number of persons. For some reason, the EBNB system is overwhelmed and fails when trying to accommodate an odd number of persons in a group. Our most logical guess is that assigning multiple buddies to a single person becomes infinitely more difficult than having a single buddy to watch over.
2. For whatever reason, the EBNB system never works when your buddy’s name is “Cookie Monster.”
CHUCK: Hey guys, I have a crazy feeling we’re gonna get buckwild tonight. I think we need to implement the “Everybuddy Needs a Buddy” System tonight.
…
STEVE: What happened to Josh last night? It’s 10 AM and he is nowhere to be found. I guess we’re going to the pool without him.
…
(4 hours later, Josh arrives at the pool in bewilderment)
TODD: What the hell happened to you last night? We called hospitals and jails looking for your ass.
JOSH: I have no idea. All I know is that Cookie was my buddy and everything else is a blur.
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STEVE: What happened to Josh last night? It’s 10 AM and he is nowhere to be found. I guess we’re going to the pool without him.
…
(4 hours later, Josh arrives at the pool in bewilderment)
TODD: What the hell happened to you last night? We called hospitals and jails looking for your ass.
JOSH: I have no idea. All I know is that Cookie was my buddy and everything else is a blur.
by Tomek Bradyowski October 17, 2012
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Ricky: Damn! Did you see that redneck beat the shit out of that Nigger AND that cityneck boy! Weak ass City Necks!
Johnny: Yeah, That was Joseph the Rebel, Don't fuck with them good Ol' boys from Florida!
Johnny: Yeah, That was Joseph the Rebel, Don't fuck with them good Ol' boys from Florida!
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Get the Liam Neeson mug.Nurse 1"Why is that new nurse late again'?
Nurse 2 "She said her bady daddy was late picking up the kids due to a 19 car accident on the freeway that he caused because he is such a loser he 4 flat tires and then ran out of gas, so he abandoned his car and walked 3 miles to her house." According to her its not her fault she got knocked up by an irresponsible loser. '
Nurse 1 "Yeah, whatever, he/she needs an enema"
Nurse 2 "She said her bady daddy was late picking up the kids due to a 19 car accident on the freeway that he caused because he is such a loser he 4 flat tires and then ran out of gas, so he abandoned his car and walked 3 miles to her house." According to her its not her fault she got knocked up by an irresponsible loser. '
Nurse 1 "Yeah, whatever, he/she needs an enema"
by voodoomutt May 1, 2012
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