Son Of A Ned Flanders

Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd
Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.

Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy

Person 1: Don't say that!?

Person 2: say what?

Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word

Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!
by SpeshalKay September 21, 2018
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1'ned

getting 1'ned means that you got tapped by a nn lmao and you should most likely refund your (onepastev4)
get 1'ned you nn dog sit
by zerohvh December 02, 2020
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Ned Mortensen

Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.
Bruh, you're as cracked as Ned. (Ned Mortensen)
by jom jom August 17, 2020
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nosy ned

Jack is being a nosy ned
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Pulling a Ned

When you assume you've been invited to an event despite not actually being on the guest list.
"Dude, why did Tom come to your birthday party on Saturday?"
"I dunno man, I didn't invite him. He was totally Pulling a Ned."
by LionsandGophers October 04, 2011
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Ned Flandersese

All of the strange language that Ned Flanders uses in the popular television show "The Simpsons".
Friend 1: "Okeley dokeley"
Friend 2: "Is that Ned Flandersese?"
Friend 1: "Yes"
by Hey, it's Mr Magoo! April 04, 2019
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ned i bet ten i b ore oj

Ned i bet ten I b ore oj is the president

Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)
Ned I bet ten I b ore oj, ( while trying to castrate any kids that aren't aborted)
by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023
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