Ass napkin

A term usually used to describe a manager of a lending institution who looks like a white monkey, smiles with a grill that looks like it's been pounded in by a bag of melted nickles, and is dumber than a brain dead retard. Can be used interchangeably with the term "ass clown"

My manager Greg is such an ass napkin

by Assnap15 January 9, 2014

Slut napkin

A slut napkin is the towelette that a slut uses to wipe her face off after a man has cum all over her face.

Also a provocative insult used to humiliate.

Yo slut napkin get on your knees and sick my dick. slut napkin cum whore dick humiliate fuck bitch pussy towel cock cunt

by Trippintits April 18, 2016

Five napkin burger

A burger so succulent and juicy that you need 5 napkins whilst you eat it

That was a five napkin burger

by Minzee December 8, 2018

Wet Napkin of a Human Being

When a person in so unable to even ‘show up’ for themselves, are a drag, over all gray cloud pouring in on itself, not a violent storm, but sad sap nonetheless.

OMG! No that person wouldn’t have EVER considered THAT because they’re such a Wet Napkin of a Human Being.

by The Last True Mouthpiece December 1, 2022

Gringo Napkin Ring

when you put an onion ring around the shaft of your penis and make someone suck you off til they can reach it. from the latin.

i gave sheila a gringo napkin ring!

by shaft_in_your_salad November 20, 2004

Napkin to English Dictionary

A dictionary invented by Cami, the ever-powerful zombie ninja-fairy.

This dictionary is still being written.

Cami is the only known person able to speak fluent napkin.
Therefore, the only one eligible to write the Napkin to English Dictionary.

by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 18, 2007

Paper Napkin

A white boy.

Hey Keisha, this bar is off the hook. Hella paper napkins be up in this motherfucker.

by simiangang January 16, 2010