nothing, nobody

When you mean absolutely nothing to them and then they become nobody to you.

Geez, my boyfriend really had the audacity to make all these promises and then abandoned me by forgetting the 3. So now he's just a nothing, nobody.

by ItsACat! April 26, 2022

Nobody peek at my merbosms

What Alfie said when he was tripping on a dirty vienetta

(Alfie)- nobody peek at my merbosms

by Wildlings September 20, 2020

Professional Nobody

Something narcissists will often call themselves when they try to pander to their audience.

"Hi I'm Catelyn and I'm a professional nobody! Follow me on instagram"

Person 1: "You make me sick. Have some humility"

by bscaller September 23, 2019

nobody

hi im nobody

nobody loves you. nobody thinks your great. nobody wants you to try. nobody thinks ur hot. nobody says bye now. but nobody still thinks your amazing

by Gh00stG0rl December 2, 2020

nobody's everywhere

This is what you exclaim when you go from pub to club to dive bar and virtually no one is out and down to clown.

As they walked into the Office - their 4th spot of the night and it was virtually empty - in frustration, Scott yelled, "Man! Nobody's everywhere!!!" The bartender asked what he and his friend wanted. They each declared, "Stag!"

by von groovy August 19, 2024

Nobody

A word used specifically for males. A nobody is a deeply insecure boy that needs to use infidelity to convince everyone that there is something slightly interesting about him. Even his friends know that he has no talent, no personality, hobbies or interests, and has never experienced human connection but they keep him around because they look up to the way he treats girls like shit. (These friends are called sub nobodies). The nobody’s parents probably worry about the fact that he has no aspirations in life, that is if they even care about him at all. The Nobody will also never interact with a girl who he and his friends find to be below standard because he is too deeply insecure for that. There are ugly nobodies, and there are attractive nobodies. They all have one thing in common: they are completely alone.

Nobody: I just cheated on the most genuine girl I know
Sub nobody: Lol why
Nobody: Because she’s a somebody, and I’m a nobody

by 771209 February 19, 2022

nobody cares

1. nobody cares means that we dont give a fuck so stop thinking we do fuck nigga.

2. it means stop saying out of pocket shi that we dont give 2 fucks about like just stfu for once wit yo big back ahh.

"girl" i miss my mannnn, everybody else, "stfu nobody cares"

u used those quotation marks wrong, me -- "nobody cares"

by flybitchonlyyy January 17, 2024