Nigerian Firehose

The act of masturbating in a public area and swiftly pulling the fire alarm right at climax of said orgasm causing a scene that would shock everyone who was lucky enough to see it.
Bro I got kicked out of the mall yesterday
Why
I hit em with the old Nigerian Firehose
by GlockoSandstorm66 July 9, 2023
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Nigerian shower

Phil begged his wife for a Nigerian shower after she finished her White Castle.
by Gearhead1981 June 12, 2020
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Nigerian Necromancer

I slept with Steve last night and oh my god. He pulled it out and it was huge, he was packing a Nigerian Necromancer !!! I almost fainted !!
by Wan21 September 17, 2021
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Nigerian Boys

Anna-“Those boys are so leng”
Aoife-“Of course they are theyre Nigerian Boys”
by tsgsvanstshsn October 27, 2020
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Nigerian Lunch

I’m going to have a Nigerian lunch tonight
by Dmn94 June 1, 2019
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Nigerian God

A man, particularly black who has ascended above obama prism {almost impossible}. Also, has met shrek in real life. Has fought shaggy in a duel. And has defeated thanos with a spoon.
Bro, did you hear about that Nigerian God thats coming to town?
by THOTIEM March 27, 2020
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Nigerian Baseball

When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.
Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.
by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025
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