NJ is summed up in this quote.
"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a hoagie, not a sub or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."
~author unknown
"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a hoagie, not a sub or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."
~author unknown
by Jersey boy October 5, 2018
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definitely the most underrated state. Is extremely safe, has good education, but somehow the "armpit of America?"
by just peach e May 30, 2019
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South Jersey pretty cool, but when you go to the Shore it gets horrible.
Also, we don't say "Joisey."
BUT IF YOU COME HERE PEOPLE WILL SAY WUTER NOT WATER AND IT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE.
South Jersey pretty cool, but when you go to the Shore it gets horrible.
Also, we don't say "Joisey."
BUT IF YOU COME HERE PEOPLE WILL SAY WUTER NOT WATER AND IT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE.
by reycanenu March 16, 2017
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New Jerseyite\New Jerseyan: One, its New Jersey and two, it smells like trees, so shut the fuck up.
New Jerseyite\New Jerseyan: One, its New Jersey and two, it smells like trees, so shut the fuck up.
by A Happy New Jerseyan April 20, 2014
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Hamilton: Where is this happening?
Philip: Across the river in Jersey
Hamilton and Philip: Everything is legal in New Jersey
(Example 2)
Seabury: I pray the king shows you his mercy
Hamilton: Is he in Jersey?
(Example 3)
Hamilton: don't debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?
Burr: Alexander, please.
Hamilton: Where is this happening?
Philip: Across the river in Jersey
Hamilton and Philip: Everything is legal in New Jersey
(Example 2)
Seabury: I pray the king shows you his mercy
Hamilton: Is he in Jersey?
(Example 3)
Hamilton: don't debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?
Burr: Alexander, please.
by PhilipTheBestPoet June 28, 2019
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