Suck my ass 

A term used by so many people these days, it's like an addiction.

Guy 1: so how about some sandwiches after work?
Guy 2: how about you SUCK MY ASS
Guy 1: ...

Suck my ass by I fuck skinny hyena in the ear March 6, 2015

drives like my ass 

A person who makes WIDE, unsignaled turns.

That guy in front of me drives like my ass.

drives like my ass by Bambi September 24, 2004

Nose up my ass

When somebody you know makes your business their business.

Shannon told my girlfriend that I went to a strip club; she's got her nose up my ass.

Nose up my ass by MassNerder June 16, 2012

Fuck my ass and call me Betty 

A saying you say when someone tell you you did something wrong

Mark: you left the stove on

Jack: well fuck my ass and call me Betty

Fuck my ass and call me Betty by Chayzer December 10, 2016

packing my ass 

Lying to me.

Man, that salesguy was packing my ass when he said that used Chevy had a new engine.

packing my ass by JaggyB June 7, 2018

Masticate My Ass 

A more refined and elegant way of saying “eat my ass”. Used by the elite class, members of the upper crust and Hollywood and rumor has it, the royal families of several prominent countries.

Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? It’s time for her to masticate my ass.

Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.

It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.

Masticate My Ass by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

Complimate My Ass Cheeks

A phrase you use to insult or express you feel someone lied.

The lady told me this game should be download in 17 minutes. Took 3 days, complimate my ass cheeks man.

Complimate My Ass Cheeks by Oreogae May 6, 2022