multitasking

verb used to describe the action of doing 2 or more very important things at the same time to be efficient. to normal people, doing these things at the same time may be considered not ok, but to fun people, they can accept doing these things at the same time.

annabelle calls kaily

a: wyd
k: eating chips and salsa and watching vampire diaries in the bath
a: ya sounds legit

k: just some typical multitasking

by unicornsarereal February 5, 2018

Multitasking

Screwing up several things at once.

Why is an example required? I think the definition was pretty self-explanatory, yes?

This was written while multitasking

by .fez May 17, 2018

Mutated Mushroom

A mutated mushroom is what an ugly dick looks like, the head is the mushroom and the shaft is the root

“Daniel’s dick looks like a mutated mushroom!!”

by Lmao u succ June 2, 2018

Multitexting

The act of engaging in multiple text communications simultaneously while keeping track of gossip and not texting the wrong person some awful regrettable text you can't take back.

Always pay attention when multitexting, you dont want to rehash last weekend's debauchery to grandma. Oops.

by Herikane June 9, 2018

Mutations

Just animals cheating on each other

Dagint, She commited mutations on me

by mmmmop January 9, 2019

multitaskious

An item that can be used to multitask with.

A way to discipe a person that has great multitasking skills.

Them needle nose pliers are multitaskious.
"That guy Ed is multitaskious."

by Dream Oner February 16, 2019

Multitasking

Performing many tasks at once, yet none very well. This term first saw use during The Great MBA Cock-Up of the 1980s and 1990s during which middle management worldwide became flooded with new, yet wholly clueless and ill trained, apprentice managers. These MBAs were stamped out as though by an ill-formed factory cookie cutter creating the same bad shape by the tens of thousands. It has gained further use to explain poor performance in nearly every human endeavor possible, from parenting to rocket science and brain surgery.

Anyone who claims they are "good" at multitasking is a damned liar.

by JCJollyRoger March 19, 2019