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Cock Muncher 

A "Cock Muncher" or "Cock Eater" Is a description of a man who generally eats other men's genitals, or at least seems like he eats other men's genitals. You can call some one a "Cock Muncher" when they are being an absolute cunt to you or refusing simple requests.
Luke: "Hey Adam, Can you pass me that water bottle?"
Adam: "no i can't be arsed"
Luke: " You absolute dick-sucking, no bitches looking ass, fat, meady, short, blonde, shit haired, lonely cock muncher!"
Cock Muncher by RasclutUNO April 7, 2022
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hermoid muncher 

Out of this world retarted and delusional. (no idea of how this world works, either from area 50 or area 52.)
A different species to mankind due to the lack of common sense.
shut up you hermoid muncher!
pig.

Desk Muncher 

Man that kid counting toothpicks is a desk muncher
Desk Muncher by TotallyKevin August 3, 2023

foreskin muncher 

When a muslim or a jew person collects the foreskin from a newborn or an adult, they eat it like its candy.
Muhammad: Man these foreskins taste amazing. You should try them.
John: Ew wtf that's disgusting you dirty foreskin muncher. Get out of my face.
Abba: No John, you are just not cultured like us. *eats 20 in 1 sitting*
foreskin muncher by ILoveForeskin September 4, 2023
In Ireland, an urban culchie. A person from a country town like Clonmel who considers themself urban and would look down on culchies who they consider to be more primitive.
He's an annoying culchie, probably a mulchie.
mulchie by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

Shit-Muncher

Everyday common folk i.e Bottom feeders

Back in the Middle Ages, impoverished townsfolk; whom the King had absolutely no interest nor sympathy for, would have to survive by eating dung and dung only because of their lack of monies. Hence the name "Shit-Munchers".
Royal Advisor - "Oh Almighty King, what shalt we do about thy lack of monies?"

King "Tax the shit-munchers mofucky"
Shit-Muncher by Clemperstein January 17, 2011