The Maryland Mount

When a partner shoves a flesh light up their partners ass and uses the flesh light to pleasure them selves
Mark: Hey Maddy, you up to try The Maryland Mount tonight?
Maddy: Mmmmm~ Lovely!
by Felixxtheviking December 24, 2017
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mount hoodrat

A mountain where all hoodrats are born located in California.
Dude: So where were you born?
Hood rat: My place is mount hoodrat
Dude: Oh shit, MOUNT HOODRAT?
Hood rat: Yep.
by 0679 February 08, 2014
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MOUNT THAT TROUT

When dat pussy too fish to be a dish and you have to abandon your oral plans and skip straight to fuckin'!

Alt.: "MOUNT THE TROUT"
Tony: Yo!..how dat pussy taste last night?
Joe: No good, homie. I had to MOUNT THAT TROUT!
by breaker413 September 23, 2016
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Mount Vagsuvius

The act of placing a mentos in a vagina, followed by Diet coke while aiming the vagina towards the partner's open mouth.

Sometimes the woman may prefer to yell "weeeee" while erupting.
I went to go down on dat ho, but she surprised me by blowing a Mount Vagsuvius right in my mouth.
by Vagexpert February 11, 2022
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mount weber

Fattest thing ever!!! It only shows itself when noone is expecting it.
I saw mount weber 6 times today, it just kept getting bigger and bigger!!!
by Yao Ming April 07, 2004
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Mount Morgan

1. (n) The alleged hide out town of Queensland, Australia. A town where criminals flock in order to hide from police.

2. (n) The alleged incest capital of Queensland.

3. (n) The biggest hole of a town, providing four pubs compared to only one supermarket.

4. (n) A place where dole bludgers flock to in order to remain on centrelink payments. (Due to extreme rates of unemployment).

5. (n) The second most inhabited place of all abos in all of Australia, the most inhabited being Woorabinda.
Criminal 1: What are we going to do, they have a search warrant out for us..
Criminal 2: No problems, we can hide out in Mount Morgan for a few months.

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Normal Person: I heard people go to Mount Morgan and marry their cousins because it's accepted there...
Mount Morganite: Hey!! Two heads are better than one!

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Mount Morgan Teen: Mount Morgan is such a hole, the only thing to do is go to the skate park while everyone gets tanked at the pub. I guess we could throw rocks at the drunk abos for fun...

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Dole Bludger: I'm gonna move to Mount Morgan, that way, Centrelink won't be able to make me get a job! There are none!

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Random Person: Don't walk the streets of Mount Morgan at night, a bunch of abos will come and bash you: or at least ask you for a smoke. Watch out if you don't give them one though....
by mount_morgan_rulez May 29, 2008
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Mount Vesuvius

In order to correctly execute this highly difficult move, one must first prepare the day before by eating a large amount of beets and drinking a large amount of shitty beer (think Coors light). Once you have consumed the proper amount, the actual person who is the Volcanic Mountain must do a half headstand against the side of the couch. While your partner is then kneeling on the couch eating your ass out, you then erupt with diarrhea (which is now reddish/purple) covering the face of your partner and everyone/everything around you. (Must be noted that this can only be done in secret by the one who is the Volcanic Mountain as to surprise your partner) This is also commonly known as "The Pompeii"
That bitch Devonna thought she was slick by banging Jerome while I wasn't home. I taught her a lesson and gave that bitch a Mount Vesuvius!!
by Hollywood Baller April 25, 2015
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