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Leo Pollitts mother

the fittest woman alive
10/10 shag and rolls a cracking joint
i shagged leo pollitts mother last night

great shag
by cocklicker111 May 27, 2021
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professional mother

One who bears children strictly for the welfare benefits that follow the birth. Such people never actually utilize these benefits to support their children but to support their drug, alcohol, etc... habits. This is usually done by people who for one reason or another, cannot or will not obtain legitimate employment so resort to becoming a pro mom.
Some of the people standing in the welfare line are professional mothers, plain and simple.
by byteme March 5, 2004
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Mother Earth Peace Band

A psychedelic blues band. That brings back the sounds of the 60's. sounds like the grateful, buddy guy, my morning jacket, the doors, strawberry alarm clock, and umphreys mcgee all in one.
Dude says - Mother Earth Peace Band, was the best band i've seen live.

Other dude says - fuckin' right it was.
by Uncle Blunt November 9, 2006
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Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch

Something you say when your very angry or upset.
person 1: Son of a mother fucking shit cunt bitch!

person 2: What?

person 1: Were out of popsicles.
by Halfy McFull August 22, 2008
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leave me in your mother

A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew and now is probably the most popular phrase in Israel. It's equivalent to "leave me alone" but carries a kind of sarcastic meaning. it's usually used when someone proposes to you something and you just refuse because it either doesn't interest you or you just don't care.
He: Hey man let's kick his ass outa here
Me: ahhh...Leave me in you mother
by Yevgeny March 9, 2005
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HP MOTHER FUCKER

Something you shout out when you are with a group of friends when crazy shit just went down, and you dont know what to say.

Jim: Dude, watch this
Taylor: what r you doing? AH!
Jim: hahahahahahahha!
Taylor: was that a fire cracker that almost fucking hit my ear or did u? What the fuck just happened!
Jim: That was so
Taylor: So what?
Jim: HP MOTHER FUCKER!
by Grams69. June 28, 2009
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