minge piece

female genitalia commonly known as cunt

nice minge piece wouldnt mind slipping her my length

by Davis Holgado March 25, 2004

Minge Meister General

The individual within a group of young men who is usually most successful attracting ladies whilst out on the pull.

a) It is usually the best looking guy.
b) Or the most suave who has good patter.
c) Or the one that the girls know who has a big penis.

It is a common myth that the 'clown' of the group actually attracts the women because of their 'humour.' In a survey of 100 jellyfish, only 3% said they preferred the clown to the dude.

"Fuckin' hell! Rob's only pulled a smokin' chick again! The lucky cunt! He truly is the minge meister general!"

by Minge Meister Minor August 11, 2007

ninja minge

Inserting of objects into the vagina, with the intention of passing the item to another person without their knowledge of the fact that the item had been 'minged'.

I returned this pen to the store, after ninja minging it.
I ninja minged this pen.
This cup smells funny, did you ninja minge it?

by Skyfall June 29, 2006

mingdingler

Someone who is insanely gut churning but they manage to look so horrible that you have to look and it becomes an amusing story that is told at almost every social event.

man: hey are you dave
Dave: sure am
man: i saw you at the that party a couple of weeks back
Dave: oh yeah that one with the mingdingler
Man: she was so horrible
Dave: Damn straight

by frogcloset November 21, 2005

ming mong ping pong

An excruciatingly prolongued exchange of not very witty repartee exchanged by the cerebrally challenged masquerading as a debate on internet forums.

"Loud pipes save lives"
"No they don't, daylight riding lights do"
"No they don't, they encourage risk taking"
"I don't take extra risks"
"You don't know how to ride"
"You kiss my ass"
"Don't talk to my mate like that"
Repeat for 26 pages of ming mong ping pong

by TRCTomcat November 3, 2009

Ming Mong

A person so stupid/idiotic and possibly a waste of space, a 'Ming Mong' is present throughout all societies. The local muppet who is proud of it deserves to be tagged a "Ming Mong". There are various ways in which the term can be used, as per the examples below:

<Altug> You're such a Ming Mong, Jon

<Dan> Jon the Ming Mong!

<SB> Stop acting like a Ming Mong

by Ringocarr May 9, 2009

minge ache

When a girl has frigged or been fucked to much and gets an achey minge.

Melly: I was frigging so hard last night i got minge ache and i cant walk properly.

by bubba February 19, 2005