MrPopo

a really old, black, fried chicken loving man.

Look at that MrPopo! hes so old and black!

by mariuya March 25, 2024

mopposition

Less-than-favorable responses when either bucket-and-Swiffer chores are assigned, or someone shows up with an inelegant hairdo.

I wonder if da Little Red Hen's "friends" gave her a wailing storm of mopposition when she asked them to help her clean up da kitchen after a huge boisterous feast?

by QuacksO April 16, 2024

Monopoly Go ads

A at-the-start-fun-but-overtime-becomes-boring mobile game that has spread worldwide in the form of an annoying ad that games or websites LOVE to have. It features a old ass man in a tuxedo whose hat is even taller than him and sometimes a black dog that has eyebrows bushier than all the hair in my body.

Person 1: HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE MONOPOLY GO ADS

Person 2: GOD DONT TELL ME PLEASE

by #ESthechamp May 3, 2024

Monopoly Go Ads

A once fun but now boring game that has gone worldwide in the form of an annoying ad that games and websites LOVE to include.

It features a old ass man wearing a tuxedo too small for the average eye to see and a hat that is even bigger than him. It sometimes also includes a grey dog whose eyebrows are even bushier than all the hair on my body.

“Monopoly Go Ads are just annoying af.”

by #ESthechamp May 3, 2024

Monopolizing the Logic

A rhetorical strategy where one party claims exclusive access to logic, positioning themselves as the sole arbiter of what counts as reasonable and dismissing all other views as illogical. It's not arguing—it's gatekeeping reason itself. By monopolizing logic, the speaker doesn't have to engage arguments; they just declare that their opponents are outside the bounds of reason. The move is powerful because it frames disagreement as pathology, debate as delusion.

Monopolizing the Logic "I'm just being logical—you're being emotional/ideological/irrational." That's Monopolizing the Logic—assuming your framework is logic itself, not one logic among many. Logic doesn't belong to you; reasoning isn't your property. When you monopolize it, you're not arguing—you're excluding."

by Dumu The Void February 28, 2026

Monopolizing the Reason

Similar to Monopolizing Logic, but broader—claiming exclusive access to reason itself, positioning opponents as beyond the pale of rational discourse. The move forecloses debate by defining opponents as unreasonable, irrational, or insane. It's the ultimate conversation-ender: once someone is defined as outside reason, nothing they say needs to be heard.

"There's no point discussing this with you—you're just not being reasonable." That's Monopolizing the Reason—declaring yourself the judge of reason, your opponents the defendants. But reason isn't a possession; it's a capacity we all share. Using it to exclude is using it to dominate."

by Dumu The Void February 28, 2026

Monopoly

It's not a monopoly but what you are doing is obvious. You are rejecting my assessment of the situation and making up a different. And alternate reality as you speak.

Hym "So it has nothing to do with a monopoly or monopolizing anything. You just want me to empathize with rape victim and that just isn't how empathy works. There is no more in the tank. And now that the senators are dead what consolation do their families have other than 'It's OK because we're just going to pretend he didn't have anything to do with it.' You're a fool and a zealot taking out your frustration about my ability to rape women out of me and using a mental retard as a cudgel. I'm just going to murder someone's kid over it if am not paid for the time you've wasted and the credit you've different."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025