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Missouri Boat Ride

A boat ride given to dead whitetail bucks by Ted Zangerle of " The Hunting Public " .
Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.
by Scentsock November 7, 2018
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Missouri Abortion

When you force a pregnant woman to stay with her abuser until he beats her into a miscarriage.
Guy 1: Bro, did you hear? Missouri passed a law preventing divorce during pregnancy, even in cases of abuse!
Guy 2: That's crazy, we're going to see a lot of Missouri Abortions because of this.
by It's A Clown's World March 15, 2024
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missouri

being that i live in missouri, i'm qualified to write this. missouri is a state in the united states of america, given the name "the show-me state." in this state there are only two good places to live: st louis (stl) and north kansas city (nkc). missouri is full of rednecks and hillbillies, and is largely a red state. lgbt+ and poc looking to live in missouri (for whatever godforsaken reason) shouldn't live anywhere outside of these two cities. they're the most liberal and accepting places in missouri, and you will have the highest quality of life there.

stl is a lively city, with some claiming that it's like a separate state on its own. when visiting, many enjoy the stl zoo or the gateway arch. nkc is more calm, but there are many entertaining things to do while living there. if you want to visit missouri, however, stl is the recommended destination.

another fun thing to do in missouri is visit the lake of the ozarks. if you have a place there and a boat or jet ski, the lake and surroundings are beautiful. many people live on the lake or by it, and while the water is often dirty and tree branch-ridden in certain places, you'll never regret the experience.

it may be commonly thought of as an incest-ridden hillbilly state, and the locals there may often think so as well, but missouri is a decent place to live. while i wouldn't recommend it to anyone, many people will feel right at home here, and it would be unwise to write it off without looking more into the better parts.
person a: im writing a story about kawaii gay rednecks who play banjo and have hot sex in front of their boxer dog uwu
person b: fuckin sexy, where do they live
person a: kyaaa they live in missouri hehe owo
by FxllMxxn November 3, 2020
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Missouri Manhole

When a women clamps a man’s asshole open and pours his own seman down it until it’s full
Yeah bro my girl pulled a Missouri Manhole on me last night
by Gabe Upsecks December 1, 2022
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Missouri marshmallow

When a man ejaculates into a shot glass and freezes it, then places it it his partners hot chocolate.
“I don’t want you to burn your tongue babe, heres a Missouri marshmallow
by Capt. KW June 17, 2025
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Adrian, Missouri

A small town around the western border of Missouri. It has a population of about 1500 and everybody knows each other.
George: Hey I heard you're leaving Portugal. Where might you be headed?
Dominic: The coolest town in the world, Adrian, Missouri!
by Abridges528 May 19, 2022
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Missouri Pleasure

Two guys jerk off while laying on their backs. Feet touching. When they cum it forms an arch reminiscent of the St. Louis arch. Missouri pleasure
Hey Bro. Wanna make some Missouri Pleasure tonight?
Sure man. I'm down to arch it up!
by tyqwer June 11, 2018
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