Missouri Boat Ride

A boat ride given to dead whitetail bucks by Ted Zangerle of " The Hunting Public " .

Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.

by Scentsock November 7, 2018

Missouri Welder

The sexual act of acting like you are going down on a female partner and spreading open her vaginal lips and applying super glue between them and then holding them shut thus giving you a “welded” effect.

Bro 1: I heard you just graduated welding school congratulations bro!

Bro 2: what are you talking about I never went to welding school?

Bro 1: Are you sure my sister said you’re the best Missouri welder around?

Bro 2: OH YEAH! Definitely not what you’re thinking!

by That1Lineman March 8, 2024

liberal, missouri

fuck town with nobody that isn’t high on meth.

“yo have you been to liberal, Missouri” “nah it’s seems kind of sketchy” “bro you’re so right it’s full of crackheads.”

by Liberal, Missouri March 25, 2019

Missouri missle

Going into a bathroom and letting shit fly all over the toilet and floor and then letting then not flushing.

Don't pull a Missouri missle in there

by Smalls66 January 14, 2018

eggplant of Missouri

The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.

I gave her the ‘Eggplant of Missouri’ last night. She said it was the best she ever had.

by ang3lb0y October 9, 2023

Missouri Mud Pie

The act of one removing their false teeth and gnawing on one's rectum with their gums.

I'll tell ya Jerry! Ole linda popped them chompers out Tuesday evening and gnawed on my butthole like a hungry beaver who got his teeth knocked out!

Best Missouri Mud Pie I've ever had!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 19, 2025

Greentop Missouri

A place you go to fall in love and get fucked over.

I go to greentop Missouri for love and get fucked over.

by Bobbyjoe05 September 7, 2021