Neosho, Missouri

A miserable, shitty town full of people who think that Democrats were created by Satan. The schools here are dogshit and are run by the most unqualified people possible

Person 1: I love Neosho, Missouri!
Person 2: Dude, who hurt you?

by UnknownDuck025 February 7, 2022

Glasgow, Missouri

Worst shithole around. You aint shit unless you got the right last name. Nobody knows how to do anything but talk shit and spread thier legs. Full of dumbasses, druggies, and fat whores.

I hate Glasgow, Missouri.

by 420fvckyou420 February 5, 2018

Bumfuck, Missouri

Any small town in Missouri (usually in the Ozark Mountains) that's full of meth heads and crack dealers.

The movie 'Winter's Bone' was shot near one.

Not to be confused with every town in Missouri.

"You think Detroit is rough? Try growing up in Bumfuck, Missouri."

by Henry the Llama May 2, 2012

Willow Springs, Missouri

A city full of druggies, pregnant teenagers, and child pornography collectors. The city is pretty rural with a hometown theater and a post office, there is a school with probably the worst staff out there they're racist, homosexual, and judge-mental. The ethnicity of this area is mainly incestuous rednecks, and the occasional black person.

The motto here at Willow Springs, Missouri is, "Incest is Wincest."

by F. K. Willow April 23, 2018

rolla missouri

Rolla is a beat up crusty ass town in the middle of Missouri. It has basic bitches everywhere. It holds you back from reaching true happiness. DO NOT COME HERE.

Chuck: I'm thinking about moving to Rolla Missouri.

Lyndsi: No! you don't want all those basic bitches ruining your life and taking your happiness!

by poppy_cara_delavinge May 9, 2016

Lebanon Missouri

A small town near Springfield, Stoutland, Conway etc. Filled with a bunch of meth heads, and fake people. Don’t get close with anyone in Lebanon because they will most likely stab you in the back or lie to you.

Gosh I hate Lebanon Missouri there is so many fakes and meth heads here!

by Sarah Frickin Berry December 9, 2018

Joplin, Missouri

A Midwestern city in Missouri with about 51,000 people. In Joplin, you are either a weed-smoking gay person who can’t wait to get out, or an ultra-conservative Christian who thinks that Planned Parenthood was run by Satan, worships Donald Trump, and attends one of the thousands of churches here. Most famous for Route 66 and the May 22, 2011 tornado. The north side of town is where you can find the not-so-rare Joplin Tweaker, who you can find dancing around higher than heaven and stealing Walmart bikes. The south side of town is where you find all of the houses built by Schuber-Mitchell, and where you find zero trees. Joplin features Joplin High School, which was destroyed in the tornado. It looks fancy, but it was shoddily built. It’s claimed to be EF5-proof, but 90% of the building is glass. The teachers and administration are fine, but the school board is full of wannabe conservatives who hate students and regularly fuck over the school. Joplin is represented in Congress by Billy Long, the Janna the Hutt-lookin’ motherfucker from nearby Springfield.

Little Johnny: Mommy, where are we?
Mom: We’re in Joplin, Missouri!
Little Johnny: Who’s that?
Mom: Why, that’s just a naked heroin addict talking about how the Democrats are going to cause the apocalypse!

by UnknownDuck025 April 23, 2022