Miracle Whip and Slide

The act of dumping Miracle Whip mayonnaise onto a tarp and using it as a slip and slide.

My friend dumped Miracle Whip on a slip and slide, and he dubbed it the "Miracle Whip and Slide"

by BluesandSaintsNation March 2, 2023

Miracle

When your son-in-law dies and your daughter starts a gofundme page to pay for the funeral so you don’t have to dip into your personal aviation fuel money which would cut into your ability to fly either your private plane or the helicopter you got after a lawsuit or the seaplane you timeshare with marks.

It’s a miracle I’m flying through the heavens almighty!

by Profnoname March 9, 2023

Quantifiable Miracle

When you can identify the positive effects which are a direct result of a decision or action on your part.

Because I introduced Mike and Daniele to each other despite enormous odds, their daughter Elizabeth is a quantifiable miracle.

by Zoltar85 March 30, 2023

miracle round

DRUGS!!! Like crack cocaine.

Dude, do you have any miracle round?

We’re gonna get so high off miracle round

by martylosthisclothez February 12, 2023

miracle round

DRUGS!!! Like crack cocaine.

Dude, do you have any miracle round?

We’re gonna get so high off miracle round

by martylosthisclothez February 12, 2023

miracle of dvd

The miracle of DVD is like the miracle of 9/11 to George W. Bush.

"I love the miracle of DVD!" - George W. Bush (He really meant to say 9/11)

by SonofSpawnofSatan October 13, 2023

Miracle

A God-fearing righteous person who has an amazing personality, is absolutely breathtaking and marvelously and wonderfully made

miracle is a great person

by qwertyhuj April 14, 2023