Minecraft

A game that was once great. Sadly it’s not that good now because of retarded dream stans.

Minecraft got ruined by dream stans

by Randomshit_69 July 21, 2022

Minecraft

This is where you get girl friend from and get booty time but just to find out it is your uncle

dang I found out my Minecraft girl is me uncle

by doctor oofy oof September 13, 2019

Minecraft

A world that (most of the things) is possible

Person 1: Hey lets play Minecraft
Person 2: Sure!
15 minutes later...
Person 2: I still don’t get why tf a stick can hold a giant tree
Person 1: Minecraft
Person 2: And why tf there has a block that you can make monsters?
Person 1: Minecraft
Person 2: WHY TF YOU HAVE WINDOW AND YOU CAN CRAFT SAND?!
Person 1: MINECRAFT BITCH

by Randomguyintheworld December 29, 2019

Minecraft

If you have not played this game you will go to hell

me:*playing minecraft*
Grandma: whats that you playing dear
me: slaps grandma, as i pull out a dimand sord to banish her to the underworld

by your dad's mom is your sister November 23, 2019

Minecraft

The game that drowned fortnite in a pool of lava somehow. It is also the all holy game thats actually good and doesn’t scam you for money.

Person 1: hey wanna play fortnite?
person2: EW FUCK OFF WITH THAT DEAD CRAP IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Yee Yee bruh October 16, 2019

Minecraft

The best game ever. You disrespect you die.

No example needed for Minecraft

by U mum gea April 29, 2019

Minecraft

THE BEST DOG ON' GAME YOU'LL EVER SEE OR PLAY. IT WILL BE 1:00 BUT WHEN YOU BUILD ONE HOUSE IT WILL NOW BE 8:00.

GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!

by Koolkid72 January 15, 2018