A Midnight Crisis is a crisis in which an individual realizes that they are not what they want to be. In accordance with this crisis the person, in many cases, may change their life drastically.
Friend 1: Hey did you get that weird text from Andrew?
Friend 2: Yeah don't worry about it he was having a midnight crisis.
Friend 1: Oh! That's why he's changed.
Friend 2: Yeah don't worry about it he was having a midnight crisis.
Friend 1: Oh! That's why he's changed.
by A New Person December 30, 2009
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If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.
It's a guy thing.
If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.
It's a guy thing.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
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1) The Midnight Ramblers are an all male a cappella group established in 1998 in the Welles Brown Room at the University of Rochester.
2) A flock of sexy singing men who occasionally make girls and closeted males faint on sight. The singular form, the Rambler, is also known to cause heavy breathing and lustful stares when entering a crowded room (proximity of under 6.7 feet is also known to cause fainting symptoms similar to those caused by being within a mile of the entire group during practice hours). Often pursued by people who are weird (in a good way). Loved by damsels in distress or otherwise.
Synonyms: Singing gods, Sex Beasts, Instagasm
2) A flock of sexy singing men who occasionally make girls and closeted males faint on sight. The singular form, the Rambler, is also known to cause heavy breathing and lustful stares when entering a crowded room (proximity of under 6.7 feet is also known to cause fainting symptoms similar to those caused by being within a mile of the entire group during practice hours). Often pursued by people who are weird (in a good way). Loved by damsels in distress or otherwise.
Synonyms: Singing gods, Sex Beasts, Instagasm
Person Sitting in Starbucks: Omg is that The Midnight Ramblers I hear?
Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: It can't be, there's one sitting over there... OMG are they walking this way?!
Person Sitting in Starbucks: Shit! You know what happens when they get within 6.7 feet right?
Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: No, what?!
Innocent Bystander within 6.7 feet: *faints*
Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: Oh hell!
Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: It can't be, there's one sitting over there... OMG are they walking this way?!
Person Sitting in Starbucks: Shit! You know what happens when they get within 6.7 feet right?
Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: No, what?!
Innocent Bystander within 6.7 feet: *faints*
Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: Oh hell!
by Weird People (in a good way) March 16, 2009
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My wife fell asleep on me when she got home from work so instead of waking her up, I slipped her the midnight meat train.
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