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Midnight Crisis

A Midnight Crisis is a crisis in which an individual realizes that they are not what they want to be. In accordance with this crisis the person, in many cases, may change their life drastically.
Friend 1: Hey did you get that weird text from Andrew?

Friend 2: Yeah don't worry about it he was having a midnight crisis.

Friend 1: Oh! That's why he's changed.
by A New Person December 30, 2009
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The Joys of Midwife Beating

Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.

If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.

It's a guy thing.
The Joys of Midwife Beating make the world a sunny place!
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
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Midnight Ramblers

1) The Midnight Ramblers are an all male a cappella group established in 1998 in the Welles Brown Room at the University of Rochester.

2) A flock of sexy singing men who occasionally make girls and closeted males faint on sight. The singular form, the Rambler, is also known to cause heavy breathing and lustful stares when entering a crowded room (proximity of under 6.7 feet is also known to cause fainting symptoms similar to those caused by being within a mile of the entire group during practice hours). Often pursued by people who are weird (in a good way). Loved by damsels in distress or otherwise.

Synonyms: Singing gods, Sex Beasts, Instagasm
Person Sitting in Starbucks: Omg is that The Midnight Ramblers I hear?

Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: It can't be, there's one sitting over there... OMG are they walking this way?!

Person Sitting in Starbucks: Shit! You know what happens when they get within 6.7 feet right?

Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: No, what?!

Innocent Bystander within 6.7 feet: *faints*

Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: Oh hell!
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Midnight Meat Train

When a man becomes sexually frustrated with his wife's persistent refusal of sexual relations. As a result, he waits until his wife has fallen asleep, typically around midnight, and takes out his sexual frustration on her. Thus the midnight meat train arrives...
My wife fell asleep on me when she got home from work so instead of waking her up, I slipped her the midnight meat train.
by Apt D12 March 7, 2013
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Midnight Blues

Code term used to represent a black and/or African American person in a public setting.
Hehe check it out, Midnight Blues over there under tha bridge. Shit son, we be in the Midnight Blues part of town
by The SilentSiren July 4, 2007
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Midnight Tumbler

A girl is sleeping...It turns 12:00AM, you give the girl a motor boat to her boobs.
As I approached midnight, my girl was out like a light, so i gave her the "midnight tumbler".
by Mike Ferraro and Tom Leahy December 10, 2008
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midnight tiger

when an african american (hondra) is hiding in the bushes, then punces on his enemy nakedly then begins to fullfill his or her sexual needs
yo last nigth i was walking through the park and i got midnight tigered by sum black dude
by Runaway Slave6923 January 19, 2009
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