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Micro pp

When u have a tiny dick.
Girl: "Ew U have a micro Pp. I don't think we can do this anymore."
Man: "Wait! Holly please!!"
by A old sexy pedo November 27, 2020
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microgambia

A person who suffers from legs that are too small, short, or otherwise just wrong suffers from Microgambia. Originating in Italy, where the word for leg is "gamba", the disorder is idiopathic and untreatable.
He is one funny looking guy, he has a severe case of Microgambia.
by ElCommissioner December 6, 2020
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micro-dictorial

Some one that is far more controlling and overbearing than a micro-manager. This person will not just tell you how to do something, they will stand over your shoulder and tell you step by step to do the task the way they would do it, not even allowing you to proceed if you know how to do it in a possibly better, different way. Could also be referred to as micro-dictatorial; but "micro-dictorial" flow more easily off the tongue.
My boss is one of the most "micro-dictorial" people I have ever know.
by Snitas March 11, 2021
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Micro$oft

When Microsoft has a fam and lol the moment of truth is here, Introducing Windows 7.1
Welcome to micro$oft where You rip off the Vista/ME errors
by Andrushencia Kotpaw March 7, 2022
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Microfone

You're just stupid...
Can I borrow you're microfone
by higogogaga April 5, 2023
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MicroFuck

The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.
Sophia fell in love with Michalis but to her dismay, she realized he had the skinniest penis and only knew how to microfuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.
by HamptonsLiar July 15, 2023
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Conversation Micro

Occurs when rapidly switching between conversations on things like MSN and Facebook, basically any messenger, where you can switch between chatboxes.
My nights talking to people on facebook require intense conversation micro.
by riot man October 18, 2011
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