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Melon On

When two gentlemen, usually heterosexual and inebriated, engage in a competition to see which of the two gentlemen can sustain an errection the longest, with a partially hollowed out melon over their penises.

The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.
George and Alfed covered their throbbing hard cocks with the hollowed out remains of a delcious watermelon, having just agreed to a melon on.
Alfred, weak from the 13 cocksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bloody mess. George, delighted at his new found glory, shoved his cock up Alfreds arse, and they both agreed they were all winners in the end.
by itsross May 4, 2008
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melon-balling

to thrust one's penis in between a woman's breasts to resemble intercourse. This word is used as a cleaner version of the word 'tittie-fuck'.
In pornos sometimes as foreplay or during intercourse, the men will begin melon-balling as a way to prolong the sexual activity.
by schwanka April 17, 2009
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a melon

I was shot in the the melon and now my melon hurts.
by Anarchy September 28, 2003
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meloncholy

A general feeling of sadness arising from looking at breasts that remind you of breasts you used to know.
As Francois and Simone are getting hot and heavy in the diner...
Simone: Do my breasts upset you?
Francois: No, they just give me meloncholy.
by Peter Rockefeller Jnr October 17, 2011
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Hitler Melon

A computer animation mixed with real footage, showing Adolf Hitler eating a Watermelon. It can be seen on YouTube for example.
Dude1: OMG, did you see that video on YouTube of Hitler eating that Melon?
Dude2: Yeah it's called Hitler Melon.
by JackieQ July 8, 2009
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maronate

To sit at home like a shut in while becoming increasingly more and more paranoid that everyone is out someplace talking about you or plotting your demise. Literally drive yourself crazy with self induced delusional worry.

*probably while obtaining an ellipsis tattoo.*
Hey did you invite so-and-so to come with us?

Yeah but she would rather stay home and maronate all night.
by Sssss_mmmmmmmm February 22, 2014
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meloncolony

A feeling of sadness and lonleyness.To feel miserable. As if you are alone.Well your never alone And this is going out to the world.
and there's always hope if it feels as if you need help get help.
i feel very meloncolony when everyone rejects me.
I feel meloncolony when i get made fun of.
I feel meloncolony when someone dies.
by jenna amanda r January 11, 2008
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