Dick Mermaid

A dick mermaid is a female who is sucking a cock and kicking her feet as if she were swimming.

Man ,last night I had this dick mermaid give me best blow job I ever had.

by jederic January 17, 2018

mermaid

1; a mythical creature that appears as an attractive woman but with a fish tail instead of a pair of legs, who lures sailors with her enchanting voice.
2; someone (typically female) of a rare breed, blessed with haunting beauty and enchanting talent (usually at singing, but can also be applied to other art forms.)

"Agnès Obel is a human singer and songwriter but secretly she is a mermaid goddess..."
(comment found on youtube)

by Lilichi November 5, 2019

mermaids

mermaids is a group of beautiful girls, no one can surpass them but it’s good to try. we ALL believe in mermaids supremacy !

boy: who are these girls ??

another boy: a groupe of sexy girls named mermaids !

by spicyrosa November 22, 2021

Mermaid in a Manhole

when a Chad goes to a girls High school sporting event and gets lucky at the event

Scott went to the girls volleyball game left Suzy under the bleachers like a mermaid in a manhole

by bloodmon October 13, 2021

Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet

Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.

by Mutterdata October 19, 2021

Mermaid

Trucker slang for a DOT enforcement agent specializing in commercial vehicle enforcement. So named because they are cunts with scales that try to ruin your day

Careful man there’s a mermaid on the off ramp

by A4490 September 15, 2021

Sewer mermaid

Ratchet ass trashy ass no classy ass thirty ass bitch or manbitch a mitch

That woman is a pure bread sewer mermaid aka a peice of horse shit right out a horses ass.

by Heaven Lii October 1, 2021