merf

rejected, denied, shut down

yo i t.oed this g and she merfed me like a shemp. look up shemp and t.o.

by Armenian GOD April 17, 2003

merf

A really sexy man over the age of 40. Even teens want to be with them.

Man, Did you see Johny Depp's latest movie?

Oh ya! He is SUCH a merf!

>> Dang that george cloney is one merf!

by babababakbakbka May 13, 2008

merf

noun: any word, topic or object which would score very high on the merf scale

I don't know why it took Bob so long to figure out why "foot long hot dogs" are a total merf.

by jhimm April 16, 2004

merf

1.Term of endearment used to humiliate a partner in public.
2.Also used as random blathering by confused female companions.

"I love you, Merf!"
or may be used with other terms:
"You are my Sugar Merf."
"oh, Merfer!"

by Marklaria September 25, 2005

Mefisto Monster

1. 'MM', me, a plain crazy mofo.

2. Ridiculous attempt on a porn site admin.

3. A very open-minded person. Likes to talk about everything. Especially about sexual orientation.

4. Uses to randomly hump clueless lamers. Term used to indicate humping nearly everything.

5. Ugly as hell.


abbreviated = 'MM' (see 'mm')

"Stop mefisto-monstering me, you stupid dog!"

A: *humps B*
B: "I'm no Mefisto Monster! Get off of me!"
A: "But you're so ugly, you have to be!"

by Mefisto Monster March 31, 2005

Tender Mercies

A sex position also known as the "Rocking Horse" in the Kama Sutra, in the Tender Mercies sex position he sits cross-legged and leans back supporting himself with both arms behind him. She kneels over his lap hugging him with her thighs and lowers herself down. She can then determine the speed and depth of penetration.

Joe leaned back as Sara straddled him in Tender Mercies.

by piorubio January 19, 2013

Merciless

To smoke and become extremely wasted to the point that no word said can be understood by a normal human being.

Oh, u are sooo Merciless

by mastr July 21, 2003