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Mercer Island

A land brought down from heaven into a lake situated between Seattle and Bellevue. This fantasy among subburban paradises is home to some of the most kind hearted and ebullient people i know. This 13 mile round, foot shaped island is also home to one of the 5 richest people in the world, Paul Allen, and Brad Pitt is proud to be an islander. Bill Gates lives in Medina, aka the land of the scary little peep who pop out of bushes if you try and go there. Mercer Island, an affluent society raises its children to become the next stars of America. The high school, praised by God himself, sends students to practically every Ivy-League school in america, can bellevue say that? No. The school also boasts state champion teams and KingoChamps anually. Sure football sucks but atleast Mercer Island isnt known for the best male butt tapping sport in the state.
My name is Taj, from far east and even i have heard of mercer island, where the beauties of the west are born. Suck my COCK Bellevue!
by Jacob Glickman January 23, 2008
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mercedes-benz

mercedes are starting to become shit. Lexus and BMW and even cadillac are nicer.
the new audi are amazing and russian cars are shit hahahaha
dude the door on my new 52 grand E-class just fell off.
by zaed March 16, 2005
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Mercedes

Mercedes are the BEST cars in the world. They are Still Made in Germany By Daimler Mercedes-Benz

Built/engineered/designed By GERMAN's in Germany by Daimler Mercedes Benz. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Although they have lost a little quality over the years like Everyone else, they are still the BEST in the world as well as the makes of the FIRST car, that's right, to you people who thought Ford was, Fuck you, you are wrong.

They are NOT!!! at all a Chrysler product, Mercedes-Benz bought Chrysler, Chrysler didn't buy Mercedes. To the guy that said it was, fuck you, dumb shit

You obviously have never owned or driven a Mercedes. Even beat up old Mercedes drives better then any American or Japanese car.

Chrysler is still the same shitty ass low quality car manufacturer it always was with very little Mercedes influence and luckily Chrysler had no influence on Mercedes at all.

AGAIN, DAIMLER MERCEDES-BENZ OWNS!! CHRYSLER, CHRYSLER DOES NOT!!!!! OWN MERCEDES-BENZ, DAIMLER BENZ BOUGHT CHRYSLER.

I have owned many Mercedes from 1950's cars to new 2000 cars they are all extremely great, beautiful, high quality cars, from the first to the latest.
Mercedes-Benz are the best cars in the world

American and Japanese cars suck.

Lexus is a cheap Toyota rip off of a Mercedes,
Mercedes are the Best cars, the highest quality cars.

German and Italian cars are the best cars in the world
by Mercedes owns November 18, 2005
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Merked

1) Another word for being Owned or Pwned

2) Said when someone has a FAIL moment.
1) Yo, did you see that? Paul got merked so bad!!!

2) *Someone Falls Down The Stairs*

You: Merked.
by P Squared February 27, 2012
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Meredith

The whitest person you will ever meet. She's very loyal and has one of the best bitch faces which i fran have taught her! Super hot, all the boys want her. If you like her and she dosent she will still be nice even if you annoy the crap out of her!! But when she does like you its a blessing.
Matthew: *stares at meredith*
Meredith: *looks* Wtf
Charlie: " i like you meredith"
Meredith: Me too i love you
by Françesca March 18, 2018
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Meredith New Hampshire

Meredith New Hampshire: there aint shit in this boring ass town. Full of rich slut who cant get over them selves. Small ass town in the middle of no where.
yo where are you from man?
some gay ass town Meredith New Hampshire
by cocacola5673 October 20, 2012
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Mercer Island

The greatest island on earth. A typical islander has money, looks, class and the Mercedes to back it up. It's true that we are just more wealthy than everyone else, but when people tell us that "Money doesn't buy happiness", we just smile to ourselves because we know that's just a lie we tell Bellevue and Newport so they don't riot. We're not stuck up, we just know that we're better than you. To sum it up, the crown jewel of Lake Washington will always be a haven for the best of high society, the bosses of the big companies, and the classiest, most beautiful ladies you will ever meet.

Note: With money comes expensive alcohol and fashionable drugs, so we know how to hold our liquor and master our highs just as well as any trailer park-ho from Renton. Don't for a minute be fooled by our refined style, we're always up for a good time.
Aspire to live on Mercer Island.
Once an Islander, always an Islander.
by Tommy Tutone October 16, 2007
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