The best Jerry, the best!

You can fart on her in bed, (and although she’ll protest), she’ll love every second of you sharing.

You can enchant a Mel by serving them wine and yorkshire pudding.

Mel’s will do anything for love, but they won’t do that.

Pick up a Mel today for the low low price of your soul.

They are worth it <3
Enchant a Mel for a lifetime of happiness.
by EzW000 November 24, 2021
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she laughs alot and is very funny but always eats my lunch🤨
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IS THAT MEL???

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Mel is a desperate girl. She seeks for male validation every time she gets the chance to. She does not take care of her feet or herself in general. She goes after everyones ex because she thinks shes superior and a one of a kind. When shes really just a used toy who uses her body as validation. She is seen as a horse by others and a far spread out eyed female.
"GOD mel is so dirty!!"
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mel is the greatest bestest person in the world. i trust her with my life.she is so kind and so hard working and i love her so much. she’s sooooooo fun to talk to and is soooooo funny i love her soooo much and so glad she came into my life.
“ what would i do without mels “
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mel is the greatest bestest person in the world. i trust her with my life.she is so kind and so hard working and i love her so much. she’s sooooooo fun to talk to and is soooooo funny i love her soooo much and so glad she came into my life.
“ what would i do without mels “
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