master mechanic

Someone who hate diesel douchbags but is himself an automotive asshole.

Dylan is going to be a master mechanic

by Ayakben November 26, 2014

mechanic

A person whom is skilled in the use of tools and repair or fabrication of mechanical devices.
Not necessarily just cars and trucks.

The term mechanic but a few generations ago was a skill level in the industrial trades. covering many different lines of work.

I'm a mechanic, but wish to become a machinist and eventually a tool maker.

by eddie6775 December 31, 2010

mechanical placebo

An impressive looking device or scheme, that in fact, does nothing. It is commonly believed that pedestrian controlled traffic signals and signs warning that police monitor speeders by aircraft, are blatant examples.

Why are you pushing the "close" door on this elevator? It's just a mechanical placebo.

by Bill Peters August 11, 2006

Mechafanboy

Someone who gets off on Mecha Anime. See Mecha and Anime in the list.

ie. Matt

by YoMamma July 7, 2003

cunt mechanic

A person, primarily a physician and more specifically a gynecologist, or other professional such as a midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women , who induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an abortionist.

"Where's Brenda?"

"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said breezily.

Midge grunted. "Poor kid."

by Guy Dalziel July 16, 2008

Mech Quest

A mecha version of the famous Adventure Quest. While this game may seem interesting at first, it soon becomes repetitive. Instead of actually having fun and unique updates, they usually just have a lot of stupid shit.

Mech Quest team: "Heya folks! doooooooooom!! Were going to give you this really AWESOME update!! your going to have to kill monsters/mechas and then face a boss!!! then we give you some EPIC arms and shoulders!!!"

stupid 8 year old: OMFG YAAAAAY!!

Normal sane person: "Wait a second, how come all the updates have us killing 5-10 people then slaying a boss for rewards? And how come the arms and shoulders are at like, level 30+? That seems a bit high."

Stupid 8 year old: STFU BITCH! GTFO my MECHQUEST!!!!!1111

Normal sane person: Gladly.

by Sanderpower August 19, 2011

Mechanic

A mechanic is a person that has sex with transsexuals. A mechanic is known to "work on trannys."

He hangs around with trannys because he is a mechanic.

by The Order of The Crow November 2, 2010