McDonalds

a place where you get to be served by mongoloids and a mannager who only says, "NO"

"No, I won't put bacon on your burger, it does not come with bacon." "No, you cannot park here." "No, I'm not trying to bother you sir." "No, I can do that."

by chrisnxr May 9, 2004

McDonalds

Restaurant (¿?) where the meat is like the shit.

Tara ta ta taaa
I'm vomiting it

Faggot: Well... I think I'll demand a Double Big Mac Rat.

Dumbass: Don't forget the Roach Nuggets...

by Kike January 11, 2005

mcdonalds

1. A rather detestable fast-food grease chain.
2. A convenient place to stop and take a much-needed shit en route to whatever destination is on your agenda.

1. Let's stop at McDonalds, maybe we''ll get a good court case out of it.
2. Gee, these runs sure are getting messy, let's stop at that McDonalds over there and so I can take a dump.

by Caut August 11, 2003

McDonalds

The reason there’s two types of diabetes

I’m gonna go eat some McDonalds cause I’m too skinny

by DeviousOstrich June 4, 2018

McDonalds

Where do you think the dinosaur flesh went when they went extinct?

“I’m suing McDonalds because I got fat because of them.”

by Danny picklesworth May 1, 2019

McDonalds

The answer to all your cravings. A true friend who is there for you 24/7 and always has something for you. Fries to die for. Ensure’s every child’s meal is a Happy Meal. Always welcomes you with open arches.

Treats besties to rewards and freebies.

Let's grab McDonalds after class, My whole family's coming, we will be McDonaldin' it

by McLovin00 November 24, 2021

Mcdonalds

A place disguised as a fast food shop but in reality is a place where you pay money to be served edible death.

I dont want to live anymore...
I'll just go to Mcdonalds!

by us3r 14 July 12, 2022