Russian Mayo

A cocktail made from Milk and Vodka. Typically enjoyed ice cold and whilst trying not to gag.

Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a Russian Mayo?"
Bar Man: "Sure, it's your funeral".

by TheCraftyCocktailor January 15, 2020

Mayo Toes

A delicacy only found in the Meyers household.

Wow Meyers really went ham on Danny Trejo’s Mayo Toes last night!

by Soy Boy Steve November 3, 2020

mayo clinic

A euphemism for blowing a load / jerking off.

The patient went to the mayo clinic, which is why his prostate is inflamed.

by ernest_borgnine August 16, 2022

Chupa Mayo

It basically means shut up

Ikkaku:Chupa Mayo manny
Manny: 😐

by CEO of beo August 2, 2021

Mayo Man

person who loves to rub mayonnaise on their titties

Logan pulls a mayo man twice a week

by 28Mxdonalds August 16, 2021

Mayo melon

Someone EXTREMELY saucy and fruity

Often names beginning with j hehe

Very suss baka

R.i.p that pussy ayeee

Person 1: yo jacks comin

Person 2: vv sus deffo a mayo melon

by LOZZABOZZA June 9, 2021

Mayo Hands

When you got the killer Munchies, you order ya chips, burger, kebab ect. then dash out the door forgetting to grab one of thoses lil forks that were sat on the counter.

You leave the Chippie, Get in ya car car, drive off, park up to munch...then you realise...Fuck, no fork now ima get Mayo Hands

by Mark Hunter-Uk April 10, 2008