Fatty Matty Poem

Fatty Matty 😊

Fatty Matty has a wrinkly dog
fatty Matty doesn’t stop eating hot dogs

Fatty Matty has no balls
and he’s so fat he has to crawl

Fatty Matty wanks off chicks

he defo has a small inverted dick

~ Kloe *****
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The beautiful Fatty Matty Poem was created by Kloe ***** when she got called a cancer patient.

by klutzygaylea July 13, 2020

ad matay

this term is said by the elder of the tribe or group of people to relife stress.

I.R samar ayef meod

the veteran of the soliders get pissed off abd screams: " ad matayyyyyy!!"

by Try_alt_f4 July 20, 2020

baby mathy

Another name for the older brother from "the boss baby"

look, there is the boss baby, and there is baby mathy

by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee May 6, 2021

National Bully Matty Day

Today is the day to bully Matty. All people should have a free pass to bully anyone named Matty.

Hey it's National Bully Matty day! We can finally bully Matty, she's so fucking unfunny!

by swaggotlucia February 6, 2021

mateymoo

Expression of affection etc.

John: Stu! Mateymoo!!
Stu: Oh fuck no. Not you too d00b...

Stu drops the hammer and wordroyalled/word John like he ain't no thang.

by Theeph June 17, 2003

Matzerilla

One who make an unnecessary Italian suggestion

Barry: Wow, I'm full as fuck, that nine course meal was too much for me

Jimm: Yeh that's true, but shall I just get sum Spaghetti?

Barry: WTF! You Matzerilla

Chin Yang Shei: I think Jimmy has a point tho

Barry: You chink!

Chin: That was uncalled for, but hey shall I go and get out my pot of bolagnase?

Barry: Matzerillas the lot of you!

by The Decoy Gay August 9, 2006

Matty Gee

someone who is incredibly stingy and instead of buying lube, uses shampoo or conditioner instead. Matty is a fat faggot who enjoys rimming people and performing the cleveland steamer. He is an asshole

p1: dude who is that guy?
p2: i know, he looks like such a Matty Gee

by Jimmehalmighteh June 9, 2011