Bruno Madrigal

The hottest 50 year-old man rn! Like he's animated but come on ! He looks 30 ! For real! But he is a cutie 😌 And we'll not seven foot 😂 more will five foot 😂

Camilo: SEVEN FOOT FRAME, RATS ALONG HIS BACK! WHEN HE CALLS YOUR NAME, IT ALL FADES TO BLACK! AND HE SEES YOUR DREAMS, FEASTS ON YOUR DREAMS!

Me: Dude, if Bruno Madrigal is like that, then I am a gorilla 😌👍

by brunosupremacy January 12, 2022

The Matrix Revolutions

One of the most overhyped films of decade, to be fed a load of ..... ****

Holy shit I paid $10 to watch that piece of crap?

by td February 21, 2004

madrid

coolest homie on da street. smartest person you'll ever meat. sexual tiger

damn madrid made me horny

by holly is my dog September 5, 2011

The Matrix

A great movie consisting of a pasty white guy and a magic negro.

By now you should have guessed...I'm your magic negro.

by spg November 12, 2003

Matrix Revolutions

The third film in the matrix series; lacks the awesomeness of the kung fu in the other films except a bit at the end. Has too much cgi, and Keanu Reeves plays Neo like an idiot as usual.

Wow, I just saw the matrix revolutions!

Was it any good?!!

Well...

Yes?

Well, you know the first one was good.

Yes!

And the second was pretty good but not better.

YES!!! I KNOW!!!

OH shitting hell! They fucked up!!! This film is the worst of the three. Imagine one big lamefest shoved into a two hour film, involving a briefly cool fight scene at the end, but nothing else good at all!

Oh...

by thejamdude January 7, 2006

Matrix Revolutioned

to mess something up. A reference to the 2003 film "The Matrix: Revolutions", seen by all as a complete letdown to the previous two. Also known as "Phantom Menaced" and "Godfather Threed"

"Dude...you really Matrix Revolutioned that book report."

by Daniel Peck November 10, 2003

Matrix Moment

A point in your life when you realize that everything or everyone around you is unreal and/or meaningless. Its a form of enlightenment where you can let go of your previous beliefs and realize what is important.

While working at a typewriter company, I read an article on computers and their word processing capabilities. I had a matrix moment when I realized that the company and my life's work had been rendered obsolete.

by the pump January 10, 2015