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Jen Marti

Jen Marti is known for being Daniel Kim's girlfriend. (who is known as Kim Dong Kyu in Korea)
by softsquirrels June 15, 2021
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Marty

Have you seen him? Yeah, he was reading the news in his living room, with his cat. Sounds like Marty!
by Ssssss01 November 22, 2021
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Marty Tax

A tax paid by someone with good intentions to their own detriment.
Brian paid the Marty Tax by staying late so Marty could get his hours in.
by Bombino60 May 28, 2021
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Marty Bogroll

The local Newry street legend. He is well known in Northern Ireland and is often seen in all weather roaming the streets of Newry. His trusty steed is a bridge-end bike that's at least 600 years old. Legend has it that his Nike trainer is still in the canal and that whoever gains possession of this magical item will be granted the powers of Marty himself.

He has many accolades such as an Ulster Novice Champion at Handball (Later winning many senior titles at handball through Ireland) and a world-renowned sexiest man award under his sleeve and has the most luscious beard since Zeus. Some people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly cut trim and his almost hulk-like muscle tone.

You can now find Marty in both his trusty bike around the town and has a beautiful mural of such as legend himself located to the side of Nan Rices bar.
Did you see Marty Bogroll with Christmas Crackers in a Sainsbury bag hanging off his bike? It must be close to Christmas.

I've been waiting 4 Martys for my Friar Tucks! Mon' da fuck!
by justdeanful July 1, 2022
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Beshorah Marty

Beshorah Marty is a very beautiful and smart girl. She is brave, confident and kind to others. During school she's pretty quiet but other than school she's very active or can also be called very open. If you want to find a friend that is caring and fun to hangout with, find the name Beshorah Marty. Because Beshorah or Horah means joy.
"Look, that's her ! She's the kind girl I was talking about before. Hi Beshorah Marty, how are you !"
by foxyfury January 4, 2022
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Marty Massage

A circuit training program which combines exercise with massage. This was created by Major Martha Halftrack, US Army (Ret.). Usually done in the mornings before her husband, Amos, gets up. It is very comforting. So, if you want comfort without a barrage, go to Camp Swampy and get a Marty Massage.
Marty: Hey Bryant, you look tired, honey. What can I do to wake you up? (Suddenly snaps her hand) I know, how about a Marty Massage? You love those!

Bryant: Okay, how about five minutes of massage, then we run down to the DFAC and back again, and then another massage? (Jumps up and takes off running)

Marty: Whoah! Hold up! We haven't even done the warm up stretches, yet. Remember, you can't do PT cold body. You'd rip a muscle, sweetie pie.

Amos: What are you two doing? Oh, the Marty Massage? I love that! Can I do it, too?

Bryant: Sure! Drop and give me one-fifty! (Blows the whistle) Ten HUT!

Marty: Good God! One hundred and fifty push ups? That's a lot of push ups. That's my honeybear, don't burn him up!

Bryant: I'm not. (They all start running for the DFAC) I'm hungry. All this exercise made me want to eat.

Amos: Whoah! Me too! I gotta eat. Then, after we eat, we can burn off more goo. Good thing she knows what she's talking about.

Marty: Well, would any of you like a massage? Its not just exercise, its massage too! The Marty Massage is awesome!
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 1, 2011
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Bloody Marty

When a man gets pegged and doesn’t use enough lube it makes his rectum bleed
Did you hear Racheal gave Michael a bloody Marty
by Tristian Miller November 20, 2021
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