A Dirty Martinez is a sexual act performed when a male puts either his penis or his finger in a woman's ass and then he pulls out to wipe it on her upper lip
by Tall kan February 25, 2022
Get the Dirty Martinezmug. “hey isnt that samuel martinez..”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”
by tsumikii June 20, 2024
Get the samuel martinezmug. a fat nibba that sweats cheese and cums ketchup, he will kill you by collapsing your lungs from sitting on you. He fucked the tsar bomba in the ass nigger nigger
by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019
Get the Leon Martinezmug. The most amazing and beautiful celebrity. An amazing writer and singer,blessed with the voice of an angel. Writer of songs with deep, sentimental meanings. Eg: sippy cup,lunchbox friends,orange juice and void. Her albums include "crybaby" (2015), k-12 (2019) and portals (2023)
her EPs: "dollhouse" (2014)"cry babies extra clutter" (2016) "after-school ep" (2020) she is an amazing singer. A talented individual. And an all out amazing person. <3
her EPs: "dollhouse" (2014)"cry babies extra clutter" (2016) "after-school ep" (2020) she is an amazing singer. A talented individual. And an all out amazing person. <3
by Leah_the_3arthl1ng January 14, 2025
Get the Melanie martinezmug. by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
Get the <2506>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Hannah Koufos, And Joseph Alexander Martinez <2506>mug. A random Dominican Republic man whose have weird name sounds like random shit who was born around 1942 in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Stranger: What's your name sir?
You: Hapyberdey Tuyu Villalona Martinez
Stranger: hahahahahahaha so weird name
You: Hapyberdey Tuyu Villalona Martinez
Stranger: hahahahahahaha so weird name
by twisted swiftie phl December 29, 2022
Get the Hapyberdey Tuyu Villalona Martinezmug. 