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Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchat

A groupchat that happens to be the best and funniest groupchat on stan Twitter, commonly known for ending other stans on Twitter dot com, as well as being the most payola heavy groupchat whose members cannot unflop without the help of akaashipayola. The groupchat is also known for the constant fights and disagreements that occur between the members who just so happen to hate each other's faves since half of the members are multis.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Leo and Aki won't stop spamming Lana lyrics in Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchat"
Person 2: "Because of them I'm literally starting to hate lana..."

Example 2:
Person 1: "Oiwmgc members are fighting again today, I can't believe this..."
Person 2: "Oh, it must be Azure, Leo, or Bobo...We are tired."

Example 3:
Person 1: "Someone PLEASE tell Moon and Maryam to stop asking for payola."

Example 4:
Person 1: "Azure just said he changed his stanlist... AGAIN."
Person 2: "His arianator phase will only last 2 weeks I think. His jensetter, carat, and nctzen phases didn't last long💀"
by oiwmgc January 18, 2022
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Married

To do what Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson did, I would have to perform an incestuous religious ritual in spite of the fact that I don't actually believe in the religion and I'd have to do it with women I'm not attracted to... And then I'd have to fuck someone who's technically my sister repeatedly... Subject sentient life to you deranged fucking freaks... And then I'd have to make LESS money, be less attractive, NOT BE THE CREATOR OF A.I., be less intelligent, I wouldn't be better than everyone anymore, my daughter would be a filthy slut... It's- Yeah, I lose a lot there.
Hym "Yeah, I don't really want to be married though..."
by Hym Iam February 19, 2024
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married rat

by Rihannatheetaper November 22, 2021
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Marri

the cutest person ever! they are so sweet and draw you pictures <3
they often care for you, and always want to keep you happy!
if you ever meet a marri, keep them close to you! 🐰🍀
did you see marri's new post? they're so cute!
by keigos March 7, 2023
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Marry

Marry is a girl who is misunderstood by many. Once you get to know her she is very smiling, her energy is a radiating light. She is full of bloom and charms. She loves to smile a lot. She is a very positive cheerful girl. Marry is a person who you can always be happy and trust around. She is a girl who will not judge. She is full of many hidden charms.
Marry is a girl who can light up a room
Marry is a smiley person
by Lovenshine November 20, 2023
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Married Goggles

This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)
Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.
by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016
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Marry your friends oc day

U like your friends oc(original character)?well use this day marry them,June 1st marry your friends oc day
You:I I’m gonna marry your oc

Friend:What no you can’t

You:yes I can it’s marry your friends oc day
by Eggy eggs May 31, 2021
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