Mariana

A bold, italic exclamation mark with breath-taking pizza cooking skills, persuasive salsa-moves, a mesmerizing morning face, and terrible humor.
She will teach you a new language, have your back and keep you out of your comfort zone, and also try to deep fry you in her dorm at night.

She will offer a release from the limitations of your life, so step carefully in order not to fall entirely under her spell!

A girl like Mariana is on the top of anyone's wish list

by Grytelokket March 16, 2020

Mariah Carey

Quite possibly the most annoying person that has ever lived. Has a good voice, but the personality of a newly catrated dog. She is overweight, but persists in wearing crack whore couture. She absolutely loves herself - bloody annoying

The other contributor has Mariah Careyitis - an infectious disease that passes between teenagers, in which the recipient idolises a sad aging cow, who thinks she is the centre of the universe

by Finesilver January 17, 2005

Mariah Carey

Born in Huntington, Long Island, New York, on March 27, 1970, Mariah Carey is a stellar Grammy Award winning American singer, songwriter, actress, and record producer.

In addition, Mariah Carey is known to be the most successful artist of the 1990s in the United States and had the most number-one singles (18 singles) for a solo artist in USA, second overall artist behind the Beatles.

Mariah Carey has a stellar voice range of an astounding 5 octaves with the capability of reaching 8 octaves, as demonstrated in "Emotions". Her most successful album, The Emancipation of Mimi, released April 2005, won Mariah Carey 3 Grammy Awards. Her most recent album is E = MC2, released April 15, 2008.

Boy 1: "Touch My Body!"

Boy 2: "EWW! What are you listening to?"

Girl 1: "'Touch My Body' by Mariah Carey. DUH!"

Girl 2: "Mariah Carey is awesome!!!

by EddyD August 13, 2008

Mariah Carey

One of the best! Mariah is half Veneszulen/Irish/Black and has the vocal range of a godess. Her music is pure quality and anyone that has anything to say bad about her is just jealous!

man Mariah Carey is the best not even Christina Aguleria could top that shit!

by DizzyLizzy November 21, 2006

Mariana's trench

A New band that is very good, with such songs as Decided to break it, Shaketramp,and fix me

I like the new band Mariana's trench

by JaredFatterson May 20, 2007

Mariah

Mariah is a magnificent woman. She’s independent, beautiful, funny, and a straight up genius. Her eyes are magestic and entrancing, one look and you can never stop looking. She doesn’t give a damn what other people think, and will be the first person to help someone in need. The way she walks makes is hard not to copy, because doing so makes everyone look good, especially her. The way she talks makes you want to record her voice and play it on repeat for hours. Her blonde hair is gorgeous. The way she dresses makes her look like a princess, that’s the title every Mariah deserves.

Man 1: Did you see that?
Man 2: Yea What was that?

Morgan freeman: That was a Mariah my dear children.

by Sandy blonde boy June 22, 2018

Mariana Baquero

Mariana Baquero is such a beauty and everyone wants to fuck. She’s the hottest girl in the universe. Everyone wants to stick their dick right up in her ass so far it tickles her insides. And her moaning sounds like the church choir from my school.

“oh my god Mariana Baquero wants to fuck me!”
“You lucky queer”

by Dannyboy696969 July 17, 2018