Marbles

It is 100% NOT a sport!!!
Marbles are for meaningless dweebs that have no other interests in life. People who play marbles and think it's a sport is most likely a virgin. Thinking that there's a "World Marbles Championship" and actually takes it seriously, is just disgusting. The definition of an actual "sport" is an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment. Marbles does not cause physical exertion unless you're doing pull-ups with your fingers. So...marbles is not a sport god damn it.
"Marbles is a varified sport, even my mom agrees" - Josh
"I agree with Josh, several marbles competitions were featured by Forbes" - Ethan
by joemama...__?? October 23, 2019
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Marble

An item that sea sponges seem to worship. They all want to be the marble. So they lick, wash and date it.
I gotta lick the marble, I gotta clean the marble, I gotta date the marble, I GOTTA BE THE MARBLE
by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017
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Fuzzy Marble

Definition a:
-A fuzzy bald head
-A crew cut that is fuzzy and round
Definition b:
-ball sack
"you got a fuzzy marble man! 😚"
by actPOSSUM October 31, 2024
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Mr. Marbles

the eldest of the Jenna Marbles pack who has no teeth, can't sit on hardwood floors, forgets where he is, and just wants to love jenna.
Mr. Marbles is literally the cutest
by dancing_t October 30, 2020
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Marble Slab Creamery

An American chain of ice cream shops owned by FAT Brands. Its corporate offices are in Atlanta, Georgia.
Marble Slab Creamery is the best
by SPrice1980 July 08, 2022
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losing my marble

i’m losing my marble tonight!!!
by the mf truth December 29, 2018
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