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How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.
Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?
by CasterMonk June 25, 2021
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Deck of many things

1. A deck of enchanted cards from the roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons. Most decks (75%) contain 13 cards, but a full deck consists of 22. The deck contains bad cards (Skull, The Void, Talons) as well as good cards (Gem, Vizier, Fates). Also known as: Campaign breaker
2. The way D&D players sate their gambling addiction.
DM: Okay, in the room you see-
Player: I draw two cards from my deck of many things
DM: Ffs, Keith!
by F-ingNat1 March 30, 2023
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A Mani

(singular) A Mani is a friend who is worth more than being a friend. They can be of any gender, age, and sexual orientation, but, mainly, a male. If you ever encounter one, you may stay friends for a while, but beware. some will fall for them. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CAN YOU ALLOW ANOTHER WOMAN OR MAN TAKE YOUR MANI.

(plural) A ground of 3 or more Mani's is called a Band, for they will form a music group... and then argue on whoever gets to use the piano first. One Mani is okay, but a group of manis can make his value less, which is already quite high.
"dude, i just hit on a Mani, i hope he takes the hint"

"fuck, i'm surrounded by a Band, when will the earrape fucking end???"
by vglntee November 26, 2021
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Too many people trying to control a situation when it is in fact quite small.
A less racist alternative to 'too many chiefs not enough indians'
Worker 1: Dave told me I should be assembling the bricks this way, but Brett said they were meant to be placed this way

Worker 2: too many Wardens, not enough fires
by BPuddin June 19, 2021
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how many people died?

what you ask when you realize that sonars gone?

whats trudeau doing

nitrated weed?
how did my marijuana go missing, how many people died?
by Cody5050 January 14, 2021
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many sides

A term uttered when you wish to avoid the rightful condemnation of a group of people with with you are a member.
KKK member: the cross burning that occurred yesterday outside the black household was the result of the actions of many sides, many sides.
by sharkster August 16, 2017
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