Lson Mandella

A blunt, rolled or unrolled.

Ex. 1.) let's smoke an lson mandella.

Ex. 2.) yo son, should i grab an lson mandella on my way over?

by Ccook028 January 25, 2010

nah man we used it all

What an old white guy would say to a homeless man asking for money for a hot dog.

Homeless Man: "Can I have a dollar for a hot dog?"
White Guy: "Nah man we used it all"

by IRanOutOfMoneyMan March 23, 2017

Reverse mandela effect

When everyone around you know, and remember something you have no knowledge/recollection of.

Friend 1: Damn, did you hear that Prince died?

Friend 2: What? Are you serious?!

You: Wait, who's Prince?

Friend 1: What?! You've never heard of Prince? Everybody knows Prince!

Friend 2: Dude, you're experiencing reverse mandela effect.

by alednaM nosleN November 17, 2019

MAnweek

General debauchery and drunkenness that comes with a week away at the beach. Must consist of excessive amounts of copulation (with a female) and alcohol intake.

Dude manweek was so hardcore i drank and fornicated all week

by jaseyacey June 18, 2009

Testicular Mancer

When a man suddenly gains enough cocky bravery to face a dilemma or challenge which he was previously afraid to do.

Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.

One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"

Paul: "Hey, did you hear? Randy just asked out Judy on a date!"
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."

by MAN SANDWICH October 27, 2008

Sexy Manbeast

A spanish ogre who sings and plays the guitar.

For best results to create such an unbelievably sexy creature, combine:
Antonio Banderas,
a green apple skin,
a gorilla,
Eddie Murphy,
Paul McCartney
and Tom Dron.

nahh he's got nothin on the sexy manbeast.

by zed95 June 29, 2010

Mandela Effect

A man made conspiracy theory used by fruity arse niggas that have very awful poor memory but blame it on a parallel universe or similar theories.

Hey Johno Fuck I'm positive I thought "Froot Loops" was spelt "Fruit Loops" it being spelt "Froot Loops" is crazy as fuck cunt - Nah mate you just lost the fucking plot it's always been Froot Loops the Mandela Effect is fake cunt"

by TheOnlyUrbanTruth March 7, 2017