Mineral County Maneuver

Using ones sexual appeal to seduce law enforcement into not ticketing you for illegal traffic violations l.

Did you see how he used the Mineral County Maneuver on that cop? Whipped out his penis and wiggled it to get out of a ticket.

by Golden Sterling January 2, 2022

Vocal Yokle maneuver

When a high status & otherwise vocally articulate person deliberately speaks in very plain, simple, folksy, or uneducated language.

Often used by politicians, super rich, or other high status people when they want to see close to a lower status audience

Look at that fancy lawyer pulling the vocal yokle maneuver by speaking in super simple words to the jury as if he's not fancy, rich, & overeducated

by Human Peacocking May 10, 2023

cocoa canoodle maneuver

The act of using a toblerone bar as a scooping utensil when eating nutella

I couldn't find a spoon for the nutella so I preformed the cocoa canoodle maneuver with my toblerone bar.

by paintthetown February 21, 2011

flying fuck maneuver

You are fucking your woman. Your cock is in her, and your hands are touching the bed (preferably the headboard if there is one), but every other part of your body is "in the air" (not touching anything). Thrusting is often assisted by pulling and pushing on the headboard.

Just before I cum, I like to employ the flying fuck maneuver and ream Sarah's pussy.

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

Albert Einstein Maneuver

While being under 30 years of age, fucking someone whom is the age of Albert Einstein when he died

Dude your mom is great at the Albert Einstein Maneuver

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Chris King Maneuver

The act of a person(s) stage diving onto an empty dance floor and breaking ones foot and/or ankle while playing bass.

"Dude!! if that guys guy isn't careful, he's totally gonna pull a Chris King Maneuver!!!" **SNAP**

by Eye_Witness_ March 5, 2011

The Free Speech Maneuver

A situation in when a person comments on another person's comment/opinion/statement/sentence and that other person claims they "have free speech and a right to an opinion" but then makes a biased claim stating that because of their free speech rights, that person should respect and not make comments about their comment/opinion/statement/sentence. Little does that person know is that Free Speech is a double standard.

Person 1: "I don't like black people."
Person 2: "Well I don't like you and I think your opinion sucks."

Person 1: "Hey this is America! I have free speech so shut up you asshole!"

Person 2: "Here we go again, The Free Speech Maneuver..."

by K.A.L.E August 30, 2014