Wanna hear a joke, Murray?

Bound as a warning, as something said that will astonish you, shock you.

Will Smith posts a video, captioned '' Me n' @jadapinkettsmith got all dressed up to choose chaos, right before the INCIDENT.
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'' Wanna hear a joke, Murray? ''

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Murrays

An Australian slang term to describe the scrotum.

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"OHH, HE GOT KICKED IN THE MURRAYS

by HallMonitor August 17, 2023

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Really, he's just an uppity British faggot who thinks THE SAME EXACT THING I THINK... Except in a more specified direction (Because when you think it about Muslims and shit-libs it's fine but if you broaden it to everyone it's not?) And wants to play aristocrat.)

Hym "Ok. Let's watch this Douglarse Murray shit again..."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

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Ruthven Murray

It is a group of accountants who love what they do. They are the superest of smartest people in the universe and are always accurate and on time, every single time.

Ruthven Murray are the cleverest accountants we know.

by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022

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hurry murray

Ever had that friend that's always late, teach them a lesson by getting all your mates to text the phrase "hurry murray" to them, lots and lots of times.

Hurry Murraying itself has come a long way from the humble days of just the phrase "hurry murray" it can now be used for just about anything.

Classic Example:

Person1: "Where the hell is Person2?! They are always late! Lets teach them a lesson by hurry murraying them!"
Person1,2,3,4,5: "Hurry Murray!"
Person6: "Oh noes my phone is being clogged by hundreds of texts saying "hurry murray", guess that'll teach me to be late!"

Other uses:

Person1: "Oh my days I really need a poo"
Person2: "Lets hurry murray him the word "poo"!"
Person2,3,4,5,6: "Poo!"
Person1: "Guess I should've seen that one coming!"

by niventc March 25, 2010

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